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installed the Chrome Developer Beta and now a little goblin keeps eating my URL bar? anyone know how to remove this
June 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
your cursor is a bow and arrow
June 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
your cursor is the gun from portal

had to figure out how to add multiple cursors to an html textarea for this one lol
June 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
your cursor is a paddle
June 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
your cursor is an umbrella
June 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
your cursor is a bridge
June 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
oh whoa javascript tells you where the text-insertion cursor is huh
June 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
one day into my realtime chess MMO:
* 4.1 million moves made
* 650 concurrent players. we're growing!!
* server still vibing

TIP: zoom out, then use the skull to jump to recent captures. then double click where you see movement. easy way to find someone to fight!
April 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
my global realtime chess MMO, One Million Chessboards, passed 1 million moves 6 hours after launch!

come hang out and capture some pieces :)

onemillionchessboards.com
April 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I made a website. It's called "one million chessboards." It has a million chessboards on it.

moving a piece moves it for everyone, instantly. No turns. You can move between boards.

that's it. Have fun!

onemillionchessboards.com
April 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
made a website that teaches you how to smile like mark zuckerberg (smilelikezuck.com)
March 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
look we don't really understand how to run in the snow but that's ok we're having fun
February 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
what do y'all do with your unclosed tabs?

I've been running pong inside all 240 of mine

blog with a bunch of details over here: eieio.games/blog/running...
February 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I think about this story all the time now.

Partially because there's a through line from this to stuff like my flappy bird in finder project; it's fun to abuse technology, and it's cool to see that I was the same way as a kid.
February 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM