@itsdp.bsky.social
hello!
a man wearing a shirt with a deer on it waves
ALT: a man wearing a shirt with a deer on it waves
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
hello!
ohhh so close.
its the FIFA Pee's Prize.
awarded to the most famous person to be urinated on by a russian oligarch in a sex dungeon.
its the FIFA Pee's Prize.
awarded to the most famous person to be urinated on by a russian oligarch in a sex dungeon.
a woman in a pink dress is sitting on a balcony with a glass of wine and flowers .
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is sitting on a balcony with a glass of wine and flowers .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ohhh so close.
its the FIFA Pee's Prize.
awarded to the most famous person to be urinated on by a russian oligarch in a sex dungeon.
its the FIFA Pee's Prize.
awarded to the most famous person to be urinated on by a russian oligarch in a sex dungeon.
it's the one thing he is correct about . . .
maga are - stupid.
maga are - stupid.
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
it's the one thing he is correct about . . .
maga are - stupid.
maga are - stupid.
how can she investigate the list that "doesn't exist"?
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
how can she investigate the list that "doesn't exist"?
trump loves shpedophiles?
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
trump loves shpedophiles?
i am not even sure what it is...
but it decided to bloom about 2 weeks ago and appears to intend to outlive the solar system!
but it decided to bloom about 2 weeks ago and appears to intend to outlive the solar system!
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 AM
i am not even sure what it is...
but it decided to bloom about 2 weeks ago and appears to intend to outlive the solar system!
but it decided to bloom about 2 weeks ago and appears to intend to outlive the solar system!
here she is staring at a hawk and having an existential crisis pondering -
"am i the hunter? or the hunted?"
jokes aside, after i saw what she was staring at i took her back inside and went back for the pick!!!
"am i the hunter? or the hunted?"
jokes aside, after i saw what she was staring at i took her back inside and went back for the pick!!!
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
here she is staring at a hawk and having an existential crisis pondering -
"am i the hunter? or the hunted?"
jokes aside, after i saw what she was staring at i took her back inside and went back for the pick!!!
"am i the hunter? or the hunted?"
jokes aside, after i saw what she was staring at i took her back inside and went back for the pick!!!
yeah she does.
those serious things were:
which temptations do i want?
turkey or shrimp.
SPOILER ALERT!
she picked both.
lol
those serious things were:
which temptations do i want?
turkey or shrimp.
SPOILER ALERT!
she picked both.
lol
November 1, 2025 at 7:50 AM
yeah she does.
those serious things were:
which temptations do i want?
turkey or shrimp.
SPOILER ALERT!
she picked both.
lol
those serious things were:
which temptations do i want?
turkey or shrimp.
SPOILER ALERT!
she picked both.
lol
looks kinda like my Petunia!
October 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
looks kinda like my Petunia!
he looks like a very hungry hobbit -
"I don't think she knows about second breakfast Pip"
"I don't think she knows about second breakfast Pip"
October 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
he looks like a very hungry hobbit -
"I don't think she knows about second breakfast Pip"
"I don't think she knows about second breakfast Pip"
someone with nothing to lose and some time to waste could make a pretty penny off the lawsuit they will win for testing this executive order . . . .
bugs bunny is holding a stack of money and saying cha ching
ALT: bugs bunny is holding a stack of money and saying cha ching
media.tenor.com
October 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
someone with nothing to lose and some time to waste could make a pretty penny off the lawsuit they will win for testing this executive order . . . .
ffs. 10 million!??
he needs to fly commercial.
or better yet, use his own plane!
he needs to fly commercial.
or better yet, use his own plane!
July 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
ffs. 10 million!??
he needs to fly commercial.
or better yet, use his own plane!
he needs to fly commercial.
or better yet, use his own plane!
