uh oh

[Also penned by occasional guest writer Ray!]

[They set him down on his bed, then pat his shoulder.]
"We knows, boss, Youse can tell us in the mornin'."
[Little forehead kiss!]
"G'nighty now, boss."
[...They don't trust that weird metal contraption he's building, so they ain't touching it. They're heading out to work.]

"We knows, boss."
[Taking him back to his room. A nice, long sleep will probably do him good.]

"....."
[Deep breath in. Deep breath out.]
[Yeah, he's fucking lost it.]
"Alright boss let's get ya to bed."
[They lift him up and hoist him over their shoulder.]
"Yous gonna be less sick in the morning, yer talking real cuckoo rights now."

[In unison]
"A copy of what??????"

[They shrug.]
"He was here when I gots here earlier, I know dat."
[Patting her head, somewhat awkwardly.]

[They let go of his head-]

[Staring blankly at him.]
"It..."
[What are they supposed to say to that.]
"Are yous feelin alright, boss?"

[They hop over the back of the couch to join him in the kitchen.]
"Why didn't ya tell us sooner, we-"
[They grab the sides of his head.]
"What if youse just disappeared on us? Huh?"

"Y'GOT *WHAT*?????"
[They whip around to stare at him, dumbstruck.]
"WHY DIDN'T YA TELL US???"

[They tip their hat at him as he comes out of his room.]
"Howdy, boss. You, uh, ain't wearing yer costume?"

((This Jongler uses exclusively they/them pronouns, but is fine with masculine terms like boys, guys, etc!))

((This is the Ooc speech brackets!
[This is the actions brackets!]
"Dis is the talking brackets!"
Things that typed out in-universe will have no brackets, like this!

[ #RPSky #DeltaruneRP ]

[In-character roley blog of Cowboy Mike from Chapters 3&4 of Deltarune, set before the events of the game.]
[Penned by Cuttlefresh]
[Mod is 26]