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Butter Almond Bunny
@itsbumblebear.bsky.social
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Solo poly ✨️ relationship anarchist ✨️ operate under the asexual umbrella ☂️ ✨️ rooting for everybody black✨️ unless you are any kind of -phobic, then kiss my ass 🫡
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itsbumblebear.bsky.social
I think it would be neat if we didn't villainize the fundamental human need for connection existennialmemes 3s ago "attention seeker!!" Yes, I am a member of a highly social species. Very astute. But which part of that was supposed to be an insult?
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
itsbumblebear.bsky.social
Total cost is $2400, but I'm only asking for half 🙏🏽 again, anything helps 💕
Welcome Home! Welcome to We are excited to welcome you into the family and look forward to your move-in. This email will provide you the " information you need to make your move as seamless and easy as possible! To make sure you are prepared for your move into your new home at: on 12/27/2025, please review the following information: Fees / Deposits to Reserve Your New Home Security Deposit $350 Application Fee(s) Non-Refundable $23 Holding Fee Non-Refundable $150 Total paid at time of application $523 Fees / Deposits Due at Move In Rent for Move-in Month $238 Pet Fee(s) $O Pet Deposit $O Pet Rent for Move-in Month $O Parking/Storage Rent for Move-in Month Administrative Fee - Non-Refundable $150 Package Acceptance Fee $25 Total Rent for Move-in Month $413 Rent for Next Month (if move-in date occurs after the 25th) $1,475 Conditional Deposit (if applicable $O Other $O Total Due at time of move-in $1,888
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
itsbumblebear.bsky.social
Top 3 fruit punches and it's not 2 or 3 (Simply + Minute Maid take those spots tho) why can't they make them in bigger bottles 😭😭😭
Holding a bottle of Welch's fruit punch
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Picture of Lisa Simpson with Homer Simpsons face laughing in front of a computer screen
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
itsbumblebear.bsky.social
TIS THE SEASON 🌬️🌬️🥶
Busting out the onesies 😎
Screenshot of weather app Dove Valley 49° Main text User (me) taking a mirror pic. Wearing a gray onesie with penguins on it, black and white speckled glasses and gray headband pulling my hair back into a poofy ponytail
October 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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3 YEARS AGO Reginald @SheerOp.. . 3h Women really just be letting us come in they life 2 get priority over everyone theyve ever known in 3 months LMAO. QJAYLA AMORA @thejay.... Having a boytriend Just genuinely makes you distant .. it's not personal Or nun I Just rather be with my man Show this thread 1d 59 112,0219P 4、434
October 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Thick thighs n all that
User (me) laying down. Picture is placed diagonally across the frame and shows my lips down to my thighs. Wearing a black lace bra, white crop top and beige panties
October 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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......ykw...
Existential Comics Jul 13, 2018. What pisses me off about the movie Aladdin is that the genie kept urging Aladdin to tell Jasmine the "truth" that he wasn't a "real" prince. Ummmmm. Yes he fucking is. He wished to BE a prince, not just to look like one, asshole. Are you a real genie??
October 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Officially sugar cookie season for those of us of the lighter shades 🥲
User (me) sitting in a car, wearing a white crop top. Hair in an Afro and I am also wearing gold rimmed glasses and silver hoop earrings
October 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Will never forget Twitter gave us this gem 💀
Deuce @suave_young50 What's the evil Angela bassetname? The light skin woman from that movie with Martin, she sometimes plays people mama.
October 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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The "I wouldn't put myself in a position to cheat and that's why I don't interact with anyone of the opposite sex when I have a partner" never made sense to me. Because what do you mean? You can't be normal? I think only people who WOULD cheat say that shit.
A tweet responding to a video capture of Steve Harvey saying "All of my friends are men" Text reads: "I'm not friends with women because the second I get the green light to cheat on my WIFE, I'I do it because I lack self-control. I think of women as conquests and not human beings deserving of long-lasting, strictly platonic friendships.". Is what heard from this... B DSS CEO @Shav457. 20h All of my friends are meh.
October 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
itsbumblebear.bsky.social
Cry about it, idk 🤷🏽‍♀️
Text that reads: Sounds racist to me Imao Well then l'll be that lol really not interested in being a safe space for white people and definitely not interested in needing to educate other nonblack communities on how anti blackness runs rampant in theirs or deal with ther micro-aggressive behaviors either. I like not having to explain my existence so l'II stick with my own 🙂‍↕️
October 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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MAKE THESE AVAILABLE IN FAMILY SIZE PACKAGES NEOW

Not only is this by far the best creme flavor they've ever fuckin had, but whatever they did to make the COOKIE taste, feel, and melt in your mouth like a sweet pie crust? Dawg. Fuck limited edition, PLEASE keep these on the shelves 😩
Oreo package - yellow with an apple pie that has ice cream on top is on the packaging "Apple Pie A La Mode Flavor Creme OREO" is what the package reads
October 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
itsbumblebear.bsky.social
Let's talk about it please 💀
charlie @BUNNICULA hate when a character has "future sight" powers but they're like "ohh the future can change...nothing is for certai"" okay so you don't have that power then. you just hallucinate reasonably
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Y'all don't understand how happy being able to do this made me. I always knew these songs would overlap well 🥹
September 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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When he's from Louisiana and you know he gonna call you baby when y'all get to fussin:
Drawing of a mischievous looking red furry creature. Text says "I think I will cause problems on purpose"
September 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
itsbumblebear.bsky.social
The kids are alright 🙂‍↕️
wikipedia brown, chiberian tiger @eveewing last night i was reading my niece Green Eggs and Ham and halfway through she looked me dead in my face and said "he said he doesn't want green eggs and ham. just listen to him. respect what he said." and i was like dang you right and just...awkwardly ended it there PinkNews
September 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Y'all why this turn me on a lil bit 🫦 I do need to work on how I say things when I'm upset but I love his response 😩
theres a way to be clear or stern without being a smartass or coming at me the way you did about it 2:23 PM But like i said i understand why you feel the way you feel about it and i can try to do better about it in the future. But just watch how you talk to me
September 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
itsbumblebear.bsky.social
This always makes me giggle 🤭😂
A screen capture of a scene from the Simpsons. A nerdy man is covering his eyes while one stripper is bent over in front of him, and another stripper is to the side of him. The text over the man covering his eyes says "IT guys googling (W)ireless (A)ccess (P)oints" one of the strippers is labeled as being Cardi B and the other is labeled as being Megan Thee Stallion
September 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
itsbumblebear.bsky.social
Reminded me of this
2 YEARS AGO Spice Half of @tast... 12h Men are so funny. You clearly want sex but you don't want a sex worker. You prefer to send money and "imply" sex cause coercion arouses you. You refuse to be explicit that you want sex butvyou just want to take it! You are rapist
September 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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🌚 like wtf are you talking about lmao this experience is not, has never been, and will never be exclusive to pretty women 💀
Big text reads: "Pretty girls are more likely to be used and discarded by men" Little text reads: "And this is why the pretty girl survival chat exists"
September 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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I really hated the "I was intimidated by you at first" comments I would get from nB people I would end up being friends with in school. Cause no you weren't 💀 you're just afraid of black people. Because what, pray tell was so scary about my cupcake looking ass? 🤓
Picture of me in high school. Wearing blue jeans, a tan undershirt with a white zip up hoodie shirt over it. Hair is straightened and I am posed leaning to the side with an awkward grin. Background is a classroom. Desk with chairs overturned on top.
September 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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As I always say, if you changed and did the work and you're truly a different person than you were with me? Congratulations. You can be a "different person" away from me. Idgaf 😒
1 YEAR AGO King Pierre. @pierrefleury_ Cut people off for whatever you want whenever you want. They can still have space and room to be human and change, but it doesn't have to be with them stillin your life. Jamaal W Vetose @leog.. 23h Stop normalizing cutting people Off over one thing. Getting turned off by ONE thing. Give people the space and room to be human, to be imperfect. The grace to mak... 1 YEAR AGO King Pierre. 3 @pi... . 45m Y'all only want people to keep you around after you've wronged them so you can feel absolved from guilt. Because you'd know the reason this person isn't in your life anymore is because of your poor behavior
September 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Caught a groove on this fine Sunday while the fro was fro-ing 💃🏽🪩
September 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM