-I want him to split me in half

Yooooo, this is just the kind of antlered stupidity I was made for!

Literally anything about M/M sex, especially for bottoming, other than "you're more likely to get HIV".

How/why to clean out, the importance of a warmup, how much lube to use, how much position matters, etc. Lots of things to learn on the job!

I think turning the lights on at night in any of those rooms would be functionally equivalent to getting flashbanged

Goooood, you deserve it! <3

Oooooh, would absolutely love to be chosen!

Also 10k is totally deserved, your stuff is absolutely brilliant <3

Calling it now: Newsom/Clinton 2028

The last 4-5 days have been absolutely brutal in the bay. Even with my meds I'm suffering

Not even crediting me smh my head

Wait wait I got you

And some are just borderline slanderous. I'm on a "r*pe apologist" list...because I commission fictional incest porn. Like I know it might not be everyone's cup of tea, but that's a pretty ridiculous overreach.

"How dare you plagiarise my plagiarism machine!!"