Ian Stewart, MS
@itsanatnsarcasm.bsky.social
He/him. Anatomist at Idaho State Univ. Known for witty one-liners and snarky comments.
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#TuesdayFeels: A skeleton, seated on his grave, awakes to the last trump on judgement day.
Etching by Martin after J. Gamelin, 1778/1779.
Etching by Martin after J. Gamelin, 1778/1779.
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
#TuesdayFeels: A skeleton, seated on his grave, awakes to the last trump on judgement day.
Etching by Martin after J. Gamelin, 1778/1779.
Etching by Martin after J. Gamelin, 1778/1779.
Karma is finishing my unit on head and neck anatomy last week and getting a sinus infection this week.
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Karma is finishing my unit on head and neck anatomy last week and getting a sinus infection this week.
I can’t believe I almost missed National Black Cat Day! Please appreciate Mischief in all her black cat glory
October 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I can’t believe I almost missed National Black Cat Day! Please appreciate Mischief in all her black cat glory
Look how pretty my mirepoix turned out 🤩
It will be soup by end of day.
It will be soup by end of day.
October 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Look how pretty my mirepoix turned out 🤩
It will be soup by end of day.
It will be soup by end of day.
It’s exam set up day 🫠🫠🫠
So I’m eating dinner at 4 PM, which consists of leftover pollo con crema and an iced coffee.
So I’m eating dinner at 4 PM, which consists of leftover pollo con crema and an iced coffee.
October 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It’s exam set up day 🫠🫠🫠
So I’m eating dinner at 4 PM, which consists of leftover pollo con crema and an iced coffee.
So I’m eating dinner at 4 PM, which consists of leftover pollo con crema and an iced coffee.
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‘Exquisite Pain’ - Damien Hirst’s take on the flayed figure of St Bartholomew, brandishing a scalpel in homage to those people whose skin had been removed for anatomical study in neighbouring St Bart’s hospital. In the gloriously beautiful Romanesque church of St Bartholomew the Great
September 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
‘Exquisite Pain’ - Damien Hirst’s take on the flayed figure of St Bartholomew, brandishing a scalpel in homage to those people whose skin had been removed for anatomical study in neighbouring St Bart’s hospital. In the gloriously beautiful Romanesque church of St Bartholomew the Great
My TAs: How do you lecture like that for so long? You never get quieter over time
Me: My throat is so sore right now y’all
(Context: gave a one hour orientation lecture after teaching a three hour lab. Proceeded to do another half hour of lecturing after this interaction)
Me: My throat is so sore right now y’all
(Context: gave a one hour orientation lecture after teaching a three hour lab. Proceeded to do another half hour of lecturing after this interaction)
August 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My TAs: How do you lecture like that for so long? You never get quieter over time
Me: My throat is so sore right now y’all
(Context: gave a one hour orientation lecture after teaching a three hour lab. Proceeded to do another half hour of lecturing after this interaction)
Me: My throat is so sore right now y’all
(Context: gave a one hour orientation lecture after teaching a three hour lab. Proceeded to do another half hour of lecturing after this interaction)
Today my lab was (a miserable) 73F 🫠
This seems to happen every summer. The current lab record is 85F.
It’s not like we need the temperature regulated in the lab or anything
This seems to happen every summer. The current lab record is 85F.
It’s not like we need the temperature regulated in the lab or anything
July 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Today my lab was (a miserable) 73F 🫠
This seems to happen every summer. The current lab record is 85F.
It’s not like we need the temperature regulated in the lab or anything
This seems to happen every summer. The current lab record is 85F.
It’s not like we need the temperature regulated in the lab or anything
What I wanted to read: International crime thriller with heavy forensics because one of the protagonists is a pathologist.
What I read: American police procedural set overseas that breasted boobily into an enemies-to-lovers romance and railed against (at the time) cutting edge science.
What I read: American police procedural set overseas that breasted boobily into an enemies-to-lovers romance and railed against (at the time) cutting edge science.
June 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
What I wanted to read: International crime thriller with heavy forensics because one of the protagonists is a pathologist.
What I read: American police procedural set overseas that breasted boobily into an enemies-to-lovers romance and railed against (at the time) cutting edge science.
What I read: American police procedural set overseas that breasted boobily into an enemies-to-lovers romance and railed against (at the time) cutting edge science.
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BREAKING NEWS: This video will likely improve your day.
June 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
BREAKING NEWS: This video will likely improve your day.
This may be my crowning achievement for this month.
May 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This may be my crowning achievement for this month.
No stresso, no stresso, no need to be depresso is now my life motto
May 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
No stresso, no stresso, no need to be depresso is now my life motto
Apologies for the amount of Eurovision posts that are about to happen
May 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Apologies for the amount of Eurovision posts that are about to happen
This selfie is brought to you by Malta’s Eurovision entry SERVING.
May 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This selfie is brought to you by Malta’s Eurovision entry SERVING.
I have a migraine that’s making my eyes water 🫠😢
May 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I have a migraine that’s making my eyes water 🫠😢
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The little eyes at the bottom 😹
April 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The little eyes at the bottom 😹
Some semester I’ll remember to tell my students to hydrate before coming to do the blood typing lab. But that semester is not this spring.
a bald man in a red shirt wipes his face with his hands
ALT: a bald man in a red shirt wipes his face with his hands
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April 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Some semester I’ll remember to tell my students to hydrate before coming to do the blood typing lab. But that semester is not this spring.
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For #WorldArtDay please enjoy this beautiful illustration of the brain from an anatomy student’s lecture notebook, dated 1881.
April 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
For #WorldArtDay please enjoy this beautiful illustration of the brain from an anatomy student’s lecture notebook, dated 1881.
My institution is changing LMSs and I’ve discovered a new question type (click a spot in a picture!) that’d be useful from a teaching standpoint…
And probably diabolical from the PoV of a student.
And probably diabolical from the PoV of a student.
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
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April 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My institution is changing LMSs and I’ve discovered a new question type (click a spot in a picture!) that’d be useful from a teaching standpoint…
And probably diabolical from the PoV of a student.
And probably diabolical from the PoV of a student.
Got a haircut and feel substantially more human again
April 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Got a haircut and feel substantially more human again
Happy birthday (and Caturday, too!) to my precious kitties Mischief (black) and Mayhem (lynx point).
March 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Happy birthday (and Caturday, too!) to my precious kitties Mischief (black) and Mayhem (lynx point).
I don’t own any green scrubs so instead to mark the day I’ve been listening to the Cranberries and Doomsday Blue.
March 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I don’t own any green scrubs so instead to mark the day I’ve been listening to the Cranberries and Doomsday Blue.
I have some kind of upper respiratory infection :(
a woman in a suit says everything hurts and i 'm dying .
ALT: a woman in a suit says everything hurts and i 'm dying .
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February 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I have some kind of upper respiratory infection :(
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For #ValentinesDay, I'll be posting #HistoricalHearts
Let's start with this life-size papier-mâché heart by the French anatomist Louis Thomas Jérôme Auzoux from the 19th century. Photo: Alex Peck.
Let's start with this life-size papier-mâché heart by the French anatomist Louis Thomas Jérôme Auzoux from the 19th century. Photo: Alex Peck.
February 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
For #ValentinesDay, I'll be posting #HistoricalHearts
Let's start with this life-size papier-mâché heart by the French anatomist Louis Thomas Jérôme Auzoux from the 19th century. Photo: Alex Peck.
Let's start with this life-size papier-mâché heart by the French anatomist Louis Thomas Jérôme Auzoux from the 19th century. Photo: Alex Peck.