Scenario:

Unprovoked, Canada invades America and occupies parts of Montana, North Dakota and Minnesota.

After bombing homes and schools and murdering defenseless Americans, Trump concedes that land to Canada, making those citizens Canadians. Canada promises to not invade again.

In 1987, Trump was recruited by the KGB, codename: Krasnov

Also in 1987, Trump considered a run for president and delivered his first ever campaign speech, where he “delivered a rousing message of total American failure.”

Curious.

Have you been affected by the high winds this week?

Well, you’ll NEVER believe what I’ve uncovered…

I love this for them.