La Bicha Más Guapa
@itsamarillo.bsky.social
Salvadoran, queer fat femme.
Caecilius est in horto. Caecilius in horto sedet
February 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Caecilius est in horto. Caecilius in horto sedet
Still engaged and it is fucking great!
December 1, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Still engaged and it is fucking great!
Hey y’all I’m engaged!
November 24, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Hey y’all I’m engaged!
Why do I have to work when I want to lay about?
November 22, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Why do I have to work when I want to lay about?
I am the legacy
December 19, 2023 at 3:51 AM
I am the legacy
Quitting smoking sucks. How am I supposed to get my little dopamine hit every few hours?
December 11, 2023 at 11:08 PM
Quitting smoking sucks. How am I supposed to get my little dopamine hit every few hours?
I see your “boomer can’t rotate a pdf” meme, and I raise you “this boomer doesn’t know the difference between a word doc and a pdf, so he calls them all “adobes””
December 5, 2023 at 7:28 PM
I see your “boomer can’t rotate a pdf” meme, and I raise you “this boomer doesn’t know the difference between a word doc and a pdf, so he calls them all “adobes””
Hark the herald angels siiiing Kissinger’s a fresh dead thing! Peace on earth and mercy mild, God I hope his grave’s defiled.
November 30, 2023 at 7:06 AM
Hark the herald angels siiiing Kissinger’s a fresh dead thing! Peace on earth and mercy mild, God I hope his grave’s defiled.
Cowardice is so unsexy.
November 28, 2023 at 11:43 PM
Cowardice is so unsexy.
I almost forgot how good thin white tears taste. Ugh, I’m the bad guy like Chun Li
November 21, 2023 at 8:49 PM
I almost forgot how good thin white tears taste. Ugh, I’m the bad guy like Chun Li
The Hesitant Fiancée, 1866, Auguste Toulmouche.
I have never loved a meme more. Toulmouche’s oeuvre can be described as Real Housewives of the Bourgeoisie, and if this isn’t begging for a confessional, nothing does.
I have never loved a meme more. Toulmouche’s oeuvre can be described as Real Housewives of the Bourgeoisie, and if this isn’t begging for a confessional, nothing does.
November 16, 2023 at 1:42 PM
The Hesitant Fiancée, 1866, Auguste Toulmouche.
I have never loved a meme more. Toulmouche’s oeuvre can be described as Real Housewives of the Bourgeoisie, and if this isn’t begging for a confessional, nothing does.
I have never loved a meme more. Toulmouche’s oeuvre can be described as Real Housewives of the Bourgeoisie, and if this isn’t begging for a confessional, nothing does.
She’s mine, my own, my love, my preciouuuuuuuusssssss
November 16, 2023 at 1:26 PM
She’s mine, my own, my love, my preciouuuuuuuusssssss
Is there an Art Ho side of Bluesky? Girlies, come get me! Everyone in my recs can explain in detail how computers do stuff, and? I’m like? Huh?
November 15, 2023 at 8:20 PM
Is there an Art Ho side of Bluesky? Girlies, come get me! Everyone in my recs can explain in detail how computers do stuff, and? I’m like? Huh?
For the record, duck fat green chile corn bread is the tits.
November 15, 2023 at 3:39 PM
For the record, duck fat green chile corn bread is the tits.
Like? How is this fair?
November 14, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Like? How is this fair?
Why is it so beautiful? I’d walk a mile on broken glass for the Almodóvar criterion collection.
November 14, 2023 at 8:09 PM
Why is it so beautiful? I’d walk a mile on broken glass for the Almodóvar criterion collection.
Yo soy como el chile verde, Llorona.
Picante, pero sabroso
Picante, pero sabroso
November 14, 2023 at 6:53 AM
Yo soy como el chile verde, Llorona.
Picante, pero sabroso
Picante, pero sabroso
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@theabigailthorn.bsky.social somone had this on their Threads feed, and when I saw it I instantly thought ABI, as it looks a little like you from #ThePrince
November 11, 2023 at 5:10 PM
@theabigailthorn.bsky.social somone had this on their Threads feed, and when I saw it I instantly thought ABI, as it looks a little like you from #ThePrince
I’m nowhere near drunk enough for Caucasian ice breakers
October 29, 2023 at 2:20 AM
I’m nowhere near drunk enough for Caucasian ice breakers
You really should follow me on Lex. I treat it like Craigslist personals
October 21, 2023 at 12:56 AM
You really should follow me on Lex. I treat it like Craigslist personals
I’m an hour into conflict training and I brought up power. Why am I like this
October 20, 2023 at 6:11 PM
I’m an hour into conflict training and I brought up power. Why am I like this