at this point the only way we're finding out jack shit is from him slipping shit to actors

why is the chili at this hot dog place brown? actually, strike that. why is the chili at ALL local hot dog shops BROWN??? GREY BROWN? WHERE IS THE SEASONING WHERE IS THE FLAVOR??

as rein she pulled me off the map during a charge help im scared

i think this might be one of my top 3 favorite games of all time.

mfw the local movie theater says i unfortunately don't meet the requirements of what they're looking for in a person who shovels popcorn and cleans soda off the floor

I'm being so serious when I say if you find yourself doing this to other people, go soak your head. No one died and made you the arbiter of the world, the designator of annoyance.

what are friends for if not to force them to watch your favorite media with you