Garsh.

I like Winker when he’s hungry to compete. He had a couple years after his last Cincy year where he just didn’t have his drive. Dude looked good in ‘24, but attitude matters.

Me: Hah, iPhone superiority again!

*turns phone sideways*

Aw. We’ve got feature parity after all.

This is also how I hang out with my friends.

Oh that’s really awesome. In the gray like that, Derpy Barba has Chinese dragon statue energy. I kind of want a big one guarding the outside of my house from a pit of red “lava” stones.

The Star Wars stories have big "this is the lore behind my dojo come learn Jedi-fu" energy.

"All the other Jedi died when the government made floating rocks with your mind illegal but my sensei fled his home and passed down the special techniques to me before he died. Now I'm the only source."

History is written by the Jedi who survived. "I totally went in there and killed like, twenty guys you should've seen it."

Meanwhile those same Jedi: "I'mma hide in the swamp lol"

Thanks for sharing that's very insightful.

Chaaaaar

The twenty something next to me born this century got real concerned for me.

Is the carnival big enough to need people to teach the carnies' kids? You could teach Gravitron math when you're not busy spinning the masses.

Ain't that the truth

I love this so much. It's like you're the badass punk character from 80s movies come to life.

Which is kind of the vibe I've always gotten from you. Best style ever.

Have you lost interest in things you once loved?

Rat man.

Look man I'm *sorry* I had to drive out to get donuts. All weekend. Or something.