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Chrispy Chicken
@itsallsoup.bsky.social
he/they 🐻
evil commie socialist
neurodivergent
connoisseur of crunchy guitar riffs and sometimes radiohead
now hold yer noses—i mean, horses—
April 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
They’re gonna be so shocked when we get to the afterlife and it turns out that hellfire is just a temporary spiritual purification process…and they have more work to do than most atheists
January 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
felt
January 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
is this the sequel to the vintage classic "I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again"?

because if so i need to hear it
January 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
the eepening is real
January 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Wowww, it’s almost like the system is engineered to prevent us from making real change in the world and the purpose of voting for them isn’t to actually fix anything but to extract concessions from the ruling class while we build the necessary power ourselves 🤯🤯🤯
January 21, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Nice try, but I’m only being strategic about the mechanics of the bourgeois party system. It’s a better deal for the working class if they have to at least pretend to be on our side. We get more concessions that way.
January 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Obviously we have to build dual power. You can’t seriously believe that everything will be fixed if we just vote the right person in.
January 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Honeybear you may have got the result you wanted this election but that doesn’t make it 2016 again. “Cucking” is retired af.

You can pick the lesser evil every cycle or you can bitch and moan. If you think the bourgeois party system will ever work differently, you’re delusional.
January 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Thanks for reminding me to follow DSA on here; I’d forgotten to 🌹

Does pretending to be a communist online make you feel like a real man? Too bad we all know you’re just a wimpy Republican in real life 😔
January 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The lie is the part about me and genocide. As an American voter, you actually have no choice but to enable it. Staying home is enabling it too.

If you really care about ending genocide, then you need to build dual power. That’s the only way to bully the government into compliance with our movement.
January 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
This might be a wonderful occasion to stop using gendered pronouns entirely and just call everyone they/them until people are allowed to identify how they want 🤔
January 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lmfaooooo get a clue babes. They’re all held at gunpoint
January 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Better than being a poser like you
January 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
That’s lowercase, so I’ll accept it 😎
January 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Elected official supports Israel—what a surprise.

You really think they can take meaningful action on this issue without military industry making their demise look like an accident?
January 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Ohhh, I see the plot here. You guys are just Republicans LARPing as commies online. Cool.

💙AOC 2028💙
January 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
You don’t care how many working class people die as long as your bourgeoisie moral conscience remains spotless
January 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
No shit?? It’s almost like voting is nothing more than a tool to decide which candidate will leave us with more opportunities to build socialism from the ground up?
January 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM