One of the randomest cute things about owning a pet is when you go to put your shoe on (that you only took off a little bit ago) and there is a ball inside.
March 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
One of the randomest cute things about owning a pet is when you go to put your shoe on (that you only took off a little bit ago) and there is a ball inside.
I helped a gardener with a question in the TikTok comments and then checked her page and it is videos praising Elon and the current admin and bashing Obama (what year is it?) and now I don’t want to help her anymore.
March 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I helped a gardener with a question in the TikTok comments and then checked her page and it is videos praising Elon and the current admin and bashing Obama (what year is it?) and now I don’t want to help her anymore.
Tell me why, in my busiest work season of the year, on Saturday night, I decided to open my work email right before rolling over to sleep? Now my brain is just thinking of those tasks that popped up because OTHERS are apparently working on the weekend.
March 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Tell me why, in my busiest work season of the year, on Saturday night, I decided to open my work email right before rolling over to sleep? Now my brain is just thinking of those tasks that popped up because OTHERS are apparently working on the weekend.
Ohhhh that’s why mine is so low energy right now.
March 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Ohhhh that’s why mine is so low energy right now.
Wow my Friday night was a real slay. Slayer. Tax slayer. Tax slayer dot com I did my taxes.
March 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Wow my Friday night was a real slay. Slayer. Tax slayer. Tax slayer dot com I did my taxes.
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
Ah yes, another productive Sunday with ADHD. Finally deciding to go to bed after midnight only to realize
1) you left your clean laundry on your bed
2) you half finished cleaning the tub drain and it looks utterly disgusting
3) there is wet laundry in the washer.
Sounds like a tomorrow problem.
1) you left your clean laundry on your bed
2) you half finished cleaning the tub drain and it looks utterly disgusting
3) there is wet laundry in the washer.
Sounds like a tomorrow problem.
March 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Ah yes, another productive Sunday with ADHD. Finally deciding to go to bed after midnight only to realize
1) you left your clean laundry on your bed
2) you half finished cleaning the tub drain and it looks utterly disgusting
3) there is wet laundry in the washer.
Sounds like a tomorrow problem.
1) you left your clean laundry on your bed
2) you half finished cleaning the tub drain and it looks utterly disgusting
3) there is wet laundry in the washer.
Sounds like a tomorrow problem.
Reposted by Allison
The richest man in the world took over $5K out of this guy's bank account, claiming he was dead. The richest man in the world said he was saving money.
He was not dead.
He was not dead.
I found a ‘dead’ person collecting Social Security in Seattle
“Dead” Ned Johnson turns out to be very much alive. It took him weeks to convince the system he was breathing and to start clawing his benefits back.
www.seattletimes.com
March 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The richest man in the world took over $5K out of this guy's bank account, claiming he was dead. The richest man in the world said he was saving money.
He was not dead.
He was not dead.
Been considering a career transition to interior design and if the fact that I just stayed up until 2:30am designing a room for a friend is any indication, I may be on to something with that idea…
March 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Been considering a career transition to interior design and if the fact that I just stayed up until 2:30am designing a room for a friend is any indication, I may be on to something with that idea…
Tonight’s the night. I am planting some things out into the gardennnnnnnn 🌱
a woman in a dress is standing in a garden with the words britbox keeping up appearances on the bottom
ALT: a woman in a dress is standing in a garden with the words britbox keeping up appearances on the bottom
media.tenor.com
March 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Tonight’s the night. I am planting some things out into the gardennnnnnnn 🌱
Saw a tiktok where a finance guy was giving advice abt preparing for recession. He said to stop giving to charities and church... which is foreboding for me, a person whose salary is paid by people doing that and who already doesn't have enough donations coming in as it is.
a man speaking into a microphone with the words " it 's a bit scary " behind him
ALT: a man speaking into a microphone with the words " it 's a bit scary " behind him
media.tenor.com
March 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Saw a tiktok where a finance guy was giving advice abt preparing for recession. He said to stop giving to charities and church... which is foreboding for me, a person whose salary is paid by people doing that and who already doesn't have enough donations coming in as it is.
I should not be trusted with free access to a family size box of cereal.
March 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I should not be trusted with free access to a family size box of cereal.
If we need anymore proof that twitter is seriously just a free for all for slurs and hate, just know I reported someone for slurs because they called people “wetb**ks” (without the asterisks) and I just got an email that they did not violate any policy.
March 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
If we need anymore proof that twitter is seriously just a free for all for slurs and hate, just know I reported someone for slurs because they called people “wetb**ks” (without the asterisks) and I just got an email that they did not violate any policy.
You just know that at the end of four years, their line will be “no we won’t submit to a peaceful TRANSfer of power, we won’t bend the knee to the trans woke mob!”
March 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You just know that at the end of four years, their line will be “no we won’t submit to a peaceful TRANSfer of power, we won’t bend the knee to the trans woke mob!”
Does your cat stand guard while you shower or does she not love you?
March 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Does your cat stand guard while you shower or does she not love you?
Reposted by Allison
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
Did I need this magazine rack? No do I know what I’m going to do with it? No. But did I fall in love with it and couldn’t bear to leave it at the store? Yes.
What should I use it for???
What should I use it for???
February 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Did I need this magazine rack? No do I know what I’m going to do with it? No. But did I fall in love with it and couldn’t bear to leave it at the store? Yes.
What should I use it for???
What should I use it for???
Tried to take a portrait mode pic of my cat but it will only focus on her toe beans. But ya know what, it’s correct. Her toe beans are the real star and deserve the spotlight here.
February 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Tried to take a portrait mode pic of my cat but it will only focus on her toe beans. But ya know what, it’s correct. Her toe beans are the real star and deserve the spotlight here.
TMI but funny
I’m going to the bathroom, my cat comes in and starts rooting around the trash can. I don’t really notice. Next thing I know she is happily trotting off with a used tampon applicator in her mouth. I can’t get up for obvious reasons, so now I’m just yelling “No!” at her from afar.
I’m going to the bathroom, my cat comes in and starts rooting around the trash can. I don’t really notice. Next thing I know she is happily trotting off with a used tampon applicator in her mouth. I can’t get up for obvious reasons, so now I’m just yelling “No!” at her from afar.
February 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
TMI but funny
I’m going to the bathroom, my cat comes in and starts rooting around the trash can. I don’t really notice. Next thing I know she is happily trotting off with a used tampon applicator in her mouth. I can’t get up for obvious reasons, so now I’m just yelling “No!” at her from afar.
I’m going to the bathroom, my cat comes in and starts rooting around the trash can. I don’t really notice. Next thing I know she is happily trotting off with a used tampon applicator in her mouth. I can’t get up for obvious reasons, so now I’m just yelling “No!” at her from afar.
So I built a double decker raised garden bed.
February 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
So I built a double decker raised garden bed.
Like how is it I am supposed to turn off the existential dread and just like, go to sleep?
February 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Like how is it I am supposed to turn off the existential dread and just like, go to sleep?
Is there some like tracking all the crap happening and making it into a list ordered from smallest deal to biggest deal? I cannnnnot keep track.
February 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Is there some like tracking all the crap happening and making it into a list ordered from smallest deal to biggest deal? I cannnnnot keep track.
I got a friend on Instagram DMing me about how we all need to make plans for if we have to get out of the country and how to decide when before it’s too late and I am like…. I do not have brain space for this!!!!!!!
February 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I got a friend on Instagram DMing me about how we all need to make plans for if we have to get out of the country and how to decide when before it’s too late and I am like…. I do not have brain space for this!!!!!!!
Uhh I’m just reading and read that sentence “it was nine fifty-five” and…
February 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Uhh I’m just reading and read that sentence “it was nine fifty-five” and…
These are both the best and the worst thing to ever happen to me.
February 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
These are both the best and the worst thing to ever happen to me.