Slippin' Jimmy
@itsallg00dman.bsky.social
“Did you know that you have rights?”
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“Okay, I’m gonna pretend that you don’t have some sort of mental disorder. What in the world could have gotten you out of a secluded prison?”
“Could you at least provide the general location of the island it’s situated on? Maybe I can arrange a visit so I can explain the situation to them.”
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“Could you at least provide the general location of the island it’s situated on? Maybe I can arrange a visit so I can explain the situation to them.”
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Do you know who perfect cell is, mister old white man?
He’s an antagonist from the hit anime dragon ball Z!
He’s a complete work of fiction but… ever since I woke up outside of prison… I ran into said fictional character! Now that doesn’t really make any sense but it’s super cool!…
He’s an antagonist from the hit anime dragon ball Z!
He’s a complete work of fiction but… ever since I woke up outside of prison… I ran into said fictional character! Now that doesn’t really make any sense but it’s super cool!…
“…anime? Well, I have never seen even an episode, let alone a full series, so…”
Now he’s just confused. Is she implying that there’s some paranormal force which broke her out of prison? Is she just delusional or trying to cover for someone, maybe even herself?
“Tell me more. I don’t understand.”
Now he’s just confused. Is she implying that there’s some paranormal force which broke her out of prison? Is she just delusional or trying to cover for someone, maybe even herself?
“Tell me more. I don’t understand.”
December 18, 2024 at 5:06 PM
“Okay, I’m gonna pretend that you don’t have some sort of mental disorder. What in the world could have gotten you out of a secluded prison?”
“Could you at least provide the general location of the island it’s situated on? Maybe I can arrange a visit so I can explain the situation to them.”
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“Could you at least provide the general location of the island it’s situated on? Maybe I can arrange a visit so I can explain the situation to them.”
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“…anime? Well, I have never seen even an episode, let alone a full series, so…”
Now he’s just confused. Is she implying that there’s some paranormal force which broke her out of prison? Is she just delusional or trying to cover for someone, maybe even herself?
“Tell me more. I don’t understand.”
Now he’s just confused. Is she implying that there’s some paranormal force which broke her out of prison? Is she just delusional or trying to cover for someone, maybe even herself?
“Tell me more. I don’t understand.”
of all people in there.
I don’t think it was a person… ever since I was out of the prison I’ve seen some really confusing things….
Mister do you watch anime?
I don’t think it was a person… ever since I was out of the prison I’ve seen some really confusing things….
Mister do you watch anime?
December 18, 2024 at 12:09 PM
“…anime? Well, I have never seen even an episode, let alone a full series, so…”
Now he’s just confused. Is she implying that there’s some paranormal force which broke her out of prison? Is she just delusional or trying to cover for someone, maybe even herself?
“Tell me more. I don’t understand.”
Now he’s just confused. Is she implying that there’s some paranormal force which broke her out of prison? Is she just delusional or trying to cover for someone, maybe even herself?
“Tell me more. I don’t understand.”
“…oh. So… you were… kidnapped?”
This makes things much easier for him.
“Alright, I have an idea, but it involves you turning yourself in. In the meantime, I’ll contact prison security and see if they have any footage of the night you supposedly escaped.”
“We’ll find the person who brought-”
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This makes things much easier for him.
“Alright, I have an idea, but it involves you turning yourself in. In the meantime, I’ll contact prison security and see if they have any footage of the night you supposedly escaped.”
“We’ll find the person who brought-”
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Well uh… you see… I just sort of… ah… woke up outside of prison.
I could never succeed in breaking out of nanba especially on my own…
I could never succeed in breaking out of nanba especially on my own…
December 16, 2024 at 11:08 PM
“…oh. So… you were… kidnapped?”
This makes things much easier for him.
“Alright, I have an idea, but it involves you turning yourself in. In the meantime, I’ll contact prison security and see if they have any footage of the night you supposedly escaped.”
“We’ll find the person who brought-”
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This makes things much easier for him.
“Alright, I have an idea, but it involves you turning yourself in. In the meantime, I’ll contact prison security and see if they have any footage of the night you supposedly escaped.”
“We’ll find the person who brought-”
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“…THEN WHY DID YOU BREAK OUT???”
Compared to any other prison… nanba prison is the best when it comes down to everything!
We had good food, good cells, game rooms, great staff, oh and we also had a laptop!! And… it had really really really good security.
We had good food, good cells, game rooms, great staff, oh and we also had a laptop!! And… it had really really really good security.
“…okay, not looking good so far. Well, were the conditions within the prison good or bad?”
Getting concerned now.
Getting concerned now.
December 16, 2024 at 10:57 PM
“…THEN WHY DID YOU BREAK OUT???”
“…okay, not looking good so far. Well, were the conditions within the prison good or bad?”
Getting concerned now.
Getting concerned now.
Well… not the one I broke out of lastttt except for maybe Hajime hitting me and my fellow cell mates for trying to break out.
But aside from that I was treated pretty well!
But aside from that I was treated pretty well!
December 16, 2024 at 10:36 PM
“…okay, not looking good so far. Well, were the conditions within the prison good or bad?”
Getting concerned now.
Getting concerned now.
“Alright! So, were you mistreated in any way during your time in prison?”
His first multiversal client is a fugitive. Great.
His first multiversal client is a fugitive. Great.
Hmmm…
*he took a seat before consuming some of his medicine.*
Sure ask away!
*he took a seat before consuming some of his medicine.*
Sure ask away!
“…heh, uh, give me a second to think about this…”
Pacing back and forth. That guy clearly doesn’t know the severity of the situation.
Nevertheless, this is an opportunity and Jimmy must take it.
“Well, I can ease your predicament at least a little bit, but you gotta answer some questions, okay?"
Pacing back and forth. That guy clearly doesn’t know the severity of the situation.
Nevertheless, this is an opportunity and Jimmy must take it.
“Well, I can ease your predicament at least a little bit, but you gotta answer some questions, okay?"
December 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
“Alright! So, were you mistreated in any way during your time in prison?”
His first multiversal client is a fugitive. Great.
His first multiversal client is a fugitive. Great.
“Get some old ladies to do it, maybe then they’ll listen.”
"Hey guys, how the fuck do you protest a place that got you arrested for protesting them once before?"
December 16, 2024 at 9:24 PM
“Get some old ladies to do it, maybe then they’ll listen.”
“Well, one of my guys got arrested for hitting a cop, and I didn’t like that, y’know? So, I made a couple cards with phone numbers on them and sent them to the judge and prosecuting lawyer.”
“Then, using a lot of burner phones I had, I bombarded those two with calls and used a bunch of silly-”
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“Then, using a lot of burner phones I had, I bombarded those two with calls and used a bunch of silly-”
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"Well, I haven't- but I can learn, y'know? I'm liking the prison thing. Tell me more."
“…it’s more complex than that. Selling fake watches, getting fired from a job instead of just quitting to keep the bonus; favourite one I’ve done is saving a pal from prison with a whole lot of cards, phones and accents.”
“Are you fluent in any of that, rabbit man?”
“Are you fluent in any of that, rabbit man?”
December 16, 2024 at 8:20 PM
“Well, one of my guys got arrested for hitting a cop, and I didn’t like that, y’know? So, I made a couple cards with phone numbers on them and sent them to the judge and prosecuting lawyer.”
“Then, using a lot of burner phones I had, I bombarded those two with calls and used a bunch of silly-”
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“Then, using a lot of burner phones I had, I bombarded those two with calls and used a bunch of silly-”
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“…it’s more complex than that. Selling fake watches, getting fired from a job instead of just quitting to keep the bonus; favourite one I’ve done is saving a pal from prison with a whole lot of cards, phones and accents.”
“Are you fluent in any of that, rabbit man?”
“Are you fluent in any of that, rabbit man?”
"Aww yeah, you're speaking a language I'm fluent in...
So what're we doin'? Tar and feathers to make people look like birds?"
So what're we doin'? Tar and feathers to make people look like birds?"
“Well, in all honesty, I do a little schemes every now and then… it’s all in the name of good fun, though! I don’t mean any real harm.”
December 16, 2024 at 7:19 PM
“…it’s more complex than that. Selling fake watches, getting fired from a job instead of just quitting to keep the bonus; favourite one I’ve done is saving a pal from prison with a whole lot of cards, phones and accents.”
“Are you fluent in any of that, rabbit man?”
“Are you fluent in any of that, rabbit man?”
“Well, in all honesty, I do a little schemes every now and then… it’s all in the name of good fun, though! I don’t mean any real harm.”
"Hah, a lawyer. You people know more than anyone about how to f[€¥@!] up a day for anyone. What do you do for fun, huh?"
“OH, I AM BARELY BALDING—!!!”
Stomps towards Jax before stopping himself in his track, readjusting his tie and taking a deep breath.
“…heh, very funny. Well, if you have to know: the name’s Jimmy McGill, New Mexico’s best attorney-at-law.”
Stomps towards Jax before stopping himself in his track, readjusting his tie and taking a deep breath.
“…heh, very funny. Well, if you have to know: the name’s Jimmy McGill, New Mexico’s best attorney-at-law.”
December 16, 2024 at 6:43 PM
“Well, in all honesty, I do a little schemes every now and then… it’s all in the name of good fun, though! I don’t mean any real harm.”
“OH, I AM BARELY BALDING—!!!”
Stomps towards Jax before stopping himself in his track, readjusting his tie and taking a deep breath.
“…heh, very funny. Well, if you have to know: the name’s Jimmy McGill, New Mexico’s best attorney-at-law.”
Stomps towards Jax before stopping himself in his track, readjusting his tie and taking a deep breath.
“…heh, very funny. Well, if you have to know: the name’s Jimmy McGill, New Mexico’s best attorney-at-law.”
"...who's baldy over here?"
“First off, not a loser, heh.”
“Second, actions are taken and words are spoken, I guess.”
“Second, actions are taken and words are spoken, I guess.”
December 16, 2024 at 6:29 PM
“OH, I AM BARELY BALDING—!!!”
Stomps towards Jax before stopping himself in his track, readjusting his tie and taking a deep breath.
“…heh, very funny. Well, if you have to know: the name’s Jimmy McGill, New Mexico’s best attorney-at-law.”
Stomps towards Jax before stopping himself in his track, readjusting his tie and taking a deep breath.
“…heh, very funny. Well, if you have to know: the name’s Jimmy McGill, New Mexico’s best attorney-at-law.”
“First off, not a loser, heh.”
“Second, actions are taken and words are spoken, I guess.”
“Second, actions are taken and words are spoken, I guess.”
I'm already bored outta my mind and I just got here.
What do you losers 𝙙𝙤 around this place?
What do you losers 𝙙𝙤 around this place?
December 16, 2024 at 6:00 PM
“First off, not a loser, heh.”
“Second, actions are taken and words are spoken, I guess.”
“Second, actions are taken and words are spoken, I guess.”
Alone in his office, tapping his desk.
December 16, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Alone in his office, tapping his desk.
“Gimme.”
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December 16, 2024 at 2:15 PM
“Gimme.”
“…heh, uh, give me a second to think about this…”
Pacing back and forth. That guy clearly doesn’t know the severity of the situation.
Nevertheless, this is an opportunity and Jimmy must take it.
“Well, I can ease your predicament at least a little bit, but you gotta answer some questions, okay?"
Pacing back and forth. That guy clearly doesn’t know the severity of the situation.
Nevertheless, this is an opportunity and Jimmy must take it.
“Well, I can ease your predicament at least a little bit, but you gotta answer some questions, okay?"
I knowwwww but I wanna enjoy the time I have outside!
December 16, 2024 at 9:04 AM
“…heh, uh, give me a second to think about this…”
Pacing back and forth. That guy clearly doesn’t know the severity of the situation.
Nevertheless, this is an opportunity and Jimmy must take it.
“Well, I can ease your predicament at least a little bit, but you gotta answer some questions, okay?"
Pacing back and forth. That guy clearly doesn’t know the severity of the situation.
Nevertheless, this is an opportunity and Jimmy must take it.
“Well, I can ease your predicament at least a little bit, but you gotta answer some questions, okay?"
“Or… you can just call the police and NOT use deadly force when it really isn’t necessary!”
“……….Hm.”
“I’ll hunt the fucker down later.”
“I’ll hunt the fucker down later.”
December 15, 2024 at 11:04 PM
“Or… you can just call the police and NOT use deadly force when it really isn’t necessary!”
“…”
In absolute shock.
“You’re only making things worse for yourself by not turning yourself in. You know that, right..??”
In absolute shock.
“You’re only making things worse for yourself by not turning yourself in. You know that, right..??”
Well there’s no point in correcting you on my gender now is there, someone beat me to it….
I’m Nico, I ammmmmmmm a prisoner on the run‼️
I’m Nico, I ammmmmmmm a prisoner on the run‼️
December 15, 2024 at 10:53 PM
“…”
In absolute shock.
“You’re only making things worse for yourself by not turning yourself in. You know that, right..??”
In absolute shock.
“You’re only making things worse for yourself by not turning yourself in. You know that, right..??”
“I didn’t see my brother for five years and he was reluctant to make me a free man, let alone give me 20k as my DAILY allowance!”
"I think it's because I haven't seen her in ten years"
“…your sister is spoiling you.”
December 15, 2024 at 10:50 PM
“I didn’t see my brother for five years and he was reluctant to make me a free man, let alone give me 20k as my DAILY allowance!”
“…your sister is spoiling you.”
"I don't like to brag, and GiGi usually gives me this much everyday anyways"
"Except my birthday of course, we do a lot more together!"
"Except my birthday of course, we do a lot more together!"
“Save the money! You’re gonna regret not spending it on actually important things later on in life.”
“Besides, you can brag to your pals about how you have 20k.”
“Besides, you can brag to your pals about how you have 20k.”
December 15, 2024 at 10:44 PM
“…your sister is spoiling you.”
“Save the money! You’re gonna regret not spending it on actually important things later on in life.”
“Besides, you can brag to your pals about how you have 20k.”
“Besides, you can brag to your pals about how you have 20k.”
"I dunno, but GiGi gave it to me to spend it all today, that was the point right?"
"So I don't see how I'm ruining my future."
"So I don't see how I'm ruining my future."
“I’m about to watch a kid ruin their future and I can’t do anything about it.”
“What do you even wanna buy anyway?”
“What do you even wanna buy anyway?”
December 15, 2024 at 10:41 PM
“Save the money! You’re gonna regret not spending it on actually important things later on in life.”
“Besides, you can brag to your pals about how you have 20k.”
“Besides, you can brag to your pals about how you have 20k.”
“I’m about to watch a kid ruin their future and I can’t do anything about it.”
“What do you even wanna buy anyway?”
“What do you even wanna buy anyway?”
Tomoko laughs a bit at his words but quickly went straight face.
"Nope, absolutely not"
"Nope, absolutely not"
“…while taking my previous advice into account, also remember to please be financially responsible.”
December 15, 2024 at 10:38 PM
“I’m about to watch a kid ruin their future and I can’t do anything about it.”
“What do you even wanna buy anyway?”
“What do you even wanna buy anyway?”
“…while taking my previous advice into account, also remember to please be financially responsible.”
"That's such a good idea! My sister gave me like twenty thousand dollars to keep myself busy all day!"
“At least get some sorta monster costume. If you’re gonna try fulfilling your imagination, do it to the max!”
December 15, 2024 at 10:35 PM
“…while taking my previous advice into account, also remember to please be financially responsible.”
“At least get some sorta monster costume. If you’re gonna try fulfilling your imagination, do it to the max!”
"Teenager, child. Same thing. Either way I'm enjoying my youth and having fun with my imagination."
"I don't see anything wrong with that"
"I don't see anything wrong with that"
“You’re a teenager, not a child. When I was your age, I was… okay, I was stealing cash, but that’s beside the point..!”
December 15, 2024 at 10:32 PM
“At least get some sorta monster costume. If you’re gonna try fulfilling your imagination, do it to the max!”
“You’re a teenager, not a child. When I was your age, I was… okay, I was stealing cash, but that’s beside the point..!”
"... I'm a child? I'm goofing around as children do"
“Well, you’re acting like you’ve got a couple screws loose in your noggin!”
December 15, 2024 at 10:25 PM
“You’re a teenager, not a child. When I was your age, I was… okay, I was stealing cash, but that’s beside the point..!”