Hitting the pen until I start acting like this

Anyone acquire any cool knickknacks or make any fun purchases lately? I ordered this sumbitch today

Been doing this shit all day while hungover and periodically checking Le hellsite meltdownball, I’m in pain

If you wanted to know how stupid this country's healthcare is, the generic name for one type of beta-blocker is metoprolol, and one of the brand name formulations of it is 'Kapspargo Sprinkle'