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· Jan 28
Me at a work conference: wow this con sucks. The ribbons are boring and the panels aren't very varied. The salaryman fandom meet up is going to be insane, I don't see anyone cosplaying anything else.
Needed to stay in my current city post masters, went with whoever would hire me, changed roles a few times, et voila, poop water expert. (technically industrial waste expert but you know. Not as funny.) Very demure, very mindful, very... Smelly.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Needed to stay in my current city post masters, went with whoever would hire me, changed roles a few times, et voila, poop water expert. (technically industrial waste expert but you know. Not as funny.) Very demure, very mindful, very... Smelly.
Hi mom!! Are you done eating yet??? No??? Okay I'll be a good girl and stay right here but just you know, if a fry falls my way, I won't be mad. I'm not asking for much, just one. Oooone little fry. And a snuggle. I know I'm touching you right now, but I wanna snuggle closer. I love you.
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Hi mom!! Are you done eating yet??? No??? Okay I'll be a good girl and stay right here but just you know, if a fry falls my way, I won't be mad. I'm not asking for much, just one. Oooone little fry. And a snuggle. I know I'm touching you right now, but I wanna snuggle closer. I love you.
Cried about my birthday this morning and decided fuck it we ball, ten day trip to Japan leaving in a week so I can sit in a onsen for my birthday, let's fucking go
August 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Cried about my birthday this morning and decided fuck it we ball, ten day trip to Japan leaving in a week so I can sit in a onsen for my birthday, let's fucking go
continuing to suffer. 56k into inozentan hanahaki and I just finished an editing pass and I already want to start another one but I need to FINISH WRITING THE DAMN THING and then once I'm done I have mmmmmmmsomany wips, trigun included. Will I work on them? NO. I have two new evil kny ideas instead.
July 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
continuing to suffer. 56k into inozentan hanahaki and I just finished an editing pass and I already want to start another one but I need to FINISH WRITING THE DAMN THING and then once I'm done I have mmmmmmmsomany wips, trigun included. Will I work on them? NO. I have two new evil kny ideas instead.
Hard to feel cruddy about life when I go upstairs and nami is sitting pretty on this pouf just because she wants to be a lady and she looks up at me like this when I say hi 🥺 I mean it's still been kind of a shitty time dealing with mothmageddon but. Could be worse.
July 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hard to feel cruddy about life when I go upstairs and nami is sitting pretty on this pouf just because she wants to be a lady and she looks up at me like this when I say hi 🥺 I mean it's still been kind of a shitty time dealing with mothmageddon but. Could be worse.
I cannot overstate how fucking bad of a day I'm having right now.
July 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I cannot overstate how fucking bad of a day I'm having right now.
Cat update: they like the bed now that it's on the windowsill and Vivi is Nami s emotional support butt as well as makeout partner and snuggle buddy. Also vivi does not fear the monster getting her foot when it isn't under the covers.
June 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Cat update: they like the bed now that it's on the windowsill and Vivi is Nami s emotional support butt as well as makeout partner and snuggle buddy. Also vivi does not fear the monster getting her foot when it isn't under the covers.
Haven't catposted for a while. Started getting used to each other, had a breakdown, bon appetite. Joke aside tho I got through the bad weeks of the adjustment period and then I had to go away for six days and I found out I missed them so much! My little ridiculous children.
May 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Haven't catposted for a while. Started getting used to each other, had a breakdown, bon appetite. Joke aside tho I got through the bad weeks of the adjustment period and then I had to go away for six days and I found out I missed them so much! My little ridiculous children.
Foster: they LOVE to join you when you're on the toilet
Me after a week: idk seems fake but okay
Me today: oooooh NAMI loves potty time. Got it.
Literally a limp little noodle of happiness with extra big purrs. Kay, guess I'm peeing with the door open here on out.
Me after a week: idk seems fake but okay
Me today: oooooh NAMI loves potty time. Got it.
Literally a limp little noodle of happiness with extra big purrs. Kay, guess I'm peeing with the door open here on out.
April 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Foster: they LOVE to join you when you're on the toilet
Me after a week: idk seems fake but okay
Me today: oooooh NAMI loves potty time. Got it.
Literally a limp little noodle of happiness with extra big purrs. Kay, guess I'm peeing with the door open here on out.
Me after a week: idk seems fake but okay
Me today: oooooh NAMI loves potty time. Got it.
Literally a limp little noodle of happiness with extra big purrs. Kay, guess I'm peeing with the door open here on out.
I'm not putting my face on this account since it's public so you'll have to take me at my word that I spent four hours and ten minutes at the dmv today for a real id and my reward was a license with a vash the stampede ass lookin motherfucker on it 😎 best license photo I think I've ever had tbh
April 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I'm not putting my face on this account since it's public so you'll have to take me at my word that I spent four hours and ten minutes at the dmv today for a real id and my reward was a license with a vash the stampede ass lookin motherfucker on it 😎 best license photo I think I've ever had tbh
The ladies are settling in. Nami is deeply obsessed with me, we might be girlfriends now, and vivi is so good with guests and loves on me whenever nami lets her. I did however cause an inter-cat-ional incident when the pickle nation attacked. Vivi wouldn't give it up and nami was jealous.
April 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The ladies are settling in. Nami is deeply obsessed with me, we might be girlfriends now, and vivi is so good with guests and loves on me whenever nami lets her. I did however cause an inter-cat-ional incident when the pickle nation attacked. Vivi wouldn't give it up and nami was jealous.
Everybody say hello to Nami and Vivi! The OP brain rot is real and I literally couldn't think of anything else I wants to name them. Vivi definitely believes in the ravenous bugbladder beast of traal rules aka if she can't see me, I can't see her either
April 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Everybody say hello to Nami and Vivi! The OP brain rot is real and I literally couldn't think of anything else I wants to name them. Vivi definitely believes in the ravenous bugbladder beast of traal rules aka if she can't see me, I can't see her either
I completed my walkthrough last night and she said "you appear to be a viable candidate" but she has to talk to the others and I haven't heard anything yet today but I got the cat carriers I ordered so almost definitely I won't get it because I'm jinxed after last time. Sigh.
I hate the fact that I have to apply before I can meet them but the descriptions sound so perfect for me so I have to give it a try I guess. Ugh. This shit sucks so much.
March 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I completed my walkthrough last night and she said "you appear to be a viable candidate" but she has to talk to the others and I haven't heard anything yet today but I got the cat carriers I ordered so almost definitely I won't get it because I'm jinxed after last time. Sigh.
Uurrrrrgggh finally attempting again to see if I can find some new cat buddies and random googling led me to a new rescue agency that has a pair that sound really good. Downside is I have to apply before I can meet them so hlo anxiety!
March 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Uurrrrrgggh finally attempting again to see if I can find some new cat buddies and random googling led me to a new rescue agency that has a pair that sound really good. Downside is I have to apply before I can meet them so hlo anxiety!
In other news this weekend was the Great Yarn Retreat and somebody! Somebody!!!! Challenged my knowledge of internet fandom and I had to rattle off receipts and now I fear there are seven people out there trying to figure out my ao3 handle and I would rather DIE than non fandom friends find that.
March 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
In other news this weekend was the Great Yarn Retreat and somebody! Somebody!!!! Challenged my knowledge of internet fandom and I had to rattle off receipts and now I fear there are seven people out there trying to figure out my ao3 handle and I would rather DIE than non fandom friends find that.
Going absolutely stark raving mad since I hit That Moment in thriller bark when I realized why it's called THRILLER bark. So, so fucking mad forever. You're a funny man oda but also fuck you forever and ever and ever amen
March 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Going absolutely stark raving mad since I hit That Moment in thriller bark when I realized why it's called THRILLER bark. So, so fucking mad forever. You're a funny man oda but also fuck you forever and ever and ever amen
today contained: a nap, a migraine, and 2k of inozentan hanahaki wherein I shamelessly take advantage of the actual factual canon that inosuke learned Japanese from the hundred poems and put it to deeply evil use. i'm absolutely not sorry. I mean, I'm sorry about the headache. Not the rest tho.
March 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
today contained: a nap, a migraine, and 2k of inozentan hanahaki wherein I shamelessly take advantage of the actual factual canon that inosuke learned Japanese from the hundred poems and put it to deeply evil use. i'm absolutely not sorry. I mean, I'm sorry about the headache. Not the rest tho.
My entire con group is at mke and is going to the studio Orange panel and I'm sitting here feeling sorry for myself bc of COURSE the first con I miss is the one that they're at. Of course. I'm so fucking cheesed I can't be there and like. I know it's worth it but holy hell at what cost.
March 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My entire con group is at mke and is going to the studio Orange panel and I'm sitting here feeling sorry for myself bc of COURSE the first con I miss is the one that they're at. Of course. I'm so fucking cheesed I can't be there and like. I know it's worth it but holy hell at what cost.
Apparently a friend saw me doing walkies the other day and yelled out her car window at me to slow down because I was, and I quote, "power walking like you didn't just have major surgery and even if the doctor told you to walk she didn't mean like that!!!" 😬 ma'am I'm gay I just walk like that.
March 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Apparently a friend saw me doing walkies the other day and yelled out her car window at me to slow down because I was, and I quote, "power walking like you didn't just have major surgery and even if the doctor told you to walk she didn't mean like that!!!" 😬 ma'am I'm gay I just walk like that.
Save me icepack,,, icepack,,, icepack save me,,,,
Idk why this shit feels so good and why at 11 pm every night I get the Icepack Urge but here I am. Icepacking it up again so much that I'm gonna be late to bed. Sigh.
Idk why this shit feels so good and why at 11 pm every night I get the Icepack Urge but here I am. Icepacking it up again so much that I'm gonna be late to bed. Sigh.
March 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Save me icepack,,, icepack,,, icepack save me,,,,
Idk why this shit feels so good and why at 11 pm every night I get the Icepack Urge but here I am. Icepacking it up again so much that I'm gonna be late to bed. Sigh.
Idk why this shit feels so good and why at 11 pm every night I get the Icepack Urge but here I am. Icepacking it up again so much that I'm gonna be late to bed. Sigh.
Sneezed and didn't feel like I was about to die so I think it's time to test out my first post-hyst drive for a frosty bc my ice cream machine broke and I NEED soft serve. Really incredible how good I feel and how fast it happened. I'm 5 days post op! Basically normal except slow and no bending!
February 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sneezed and didn't feel like I was about to die so I think it's time to test out my first post-hyst drive for a frosty bc my ice cream machine broke and I NEED soft serve. Really incredible how good I feel and how fast it happened. I'm 5 days post op! Basically normal except slow and no bending!
Hysterectomy recovery is going... Truly shockingly well. Went under Friday and already down to 1/10 pain and only when moving. Worst post surg part by far was trying to convince the first pee to happen. Can't believe I napped six weeks off work for this, I'm gonna fuck around so much.
February 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hysterectomy recovery is going... Truly shockingly well. Went under Friday and already down to 1/10 pain and only when moving. Worst post surg part by far was trying to convince the first pee to happen. Can't believe I napped six weeks off work for this, I'm gonna fuck around so much.
Got the most Gen Z of Gen Z checkout girls at trader Joe's and they were immediately like "is that a baggu? It's a sheep! Did they come out with a zodiac collection?" my tiny baby child that bag is basically older than you, you're so cute, zodiac wasn't a Thing then for mainstream products.
February 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Got the most Gen Z of Gen Z checkout girls at trader Joe's and they were immediately like "is that a baggu? It's a sheep! Did they come out with a zodiac collection?" my tiny baby child that bag is basically older than you, you're so cute, zodiac wasn't a Thing then for mainstream products.
Hmmm had my first nightmare about my surgery in which there was a random male doc filling in and he was super rude but the bigger problem was that he wanted to intubate me while conscious, including the paralytic, and anyway. That sucked.
February 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Hmmm had my first nightmare about my surgery in which there was a random male doc filling in and he was super rude but the bigger problem was that he wanted to intubate me while conscious, including the paralytic, and anyway. That sucked.
I'm in the "explode all of your craft supplies all over the floor" phase of trying to organize my craft supplies and this is why it's always a mess. I'm miserable. I hate this. It's so much thinking and planning and I'm probably STILL gonna get it wrong. Fuck me.
February 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I'm in the "explode all of your craft supplies all over the floor" phase of trying to organize my craft supplies and this is why it's always a mess. I'm miserable. I hate this. It's so much thinking and planning and I'm probably STILL gonna get it wrong. Fuck me.