Other zoomers online tell me I'm tech illiterate.

Brother, I never said I was tech literate!

#zoomerexperience

We could discover something like this in Australia, and no one would even bat an eye.

##wtfaustralia

Conversations with the 4 year old DM

Me: I roll to attack the bandit

DM: I like toy cars

Me: *visible confusion*

DM: This sucks. I want apple juice *leaves table*

Other player: So, is the game over?

#DnD

Hey @docwyattbeyond.bsky.social I saw your answer mentioning the Order of Deep Shadow and have some questions about them. 1 a: Were they an order delving into dark magic? 1 b: If so was it Theroxian magic? 2: You mentioned that there was a raven king that led it. Was he related to Razar from chima?

My therapist said this to me and it hit me like a brick: "leak the new Ninjago season."

New idea for an NPC to use in your #DnD games. A bard who specifically plagiarizes other bards' songs. When introducing them. Play Anxiety by Doechii. I'm sure it'll get a kick out of true music enjoyers at your table.

For those of you who haven't eaten alligator, I pity you. It's the best meat I have ever eaten in my god damn life. And the craziest thing is I have only ever eaten it at one time on vacation to my grandparents in Florida. I highly recommend it.

#foodstories

On the topic of YouTube thumbnails that are so unhinged they're funny. Might I bring to the table Nort02's thumbnail of the Neanderthal predation hypothesis?

Has anyone else just think "i bet a raw potato couldn't be that bad" and then just eat a raw ass potato like an apple just to realize "yeah there's a reason no one just eats raw potatoes". Beets are good when eaten like an apple tho.

@docwyattbeyond.bsky.social I have a few questions about the upply and season 13 in general 1) are they ok in this new world? 2) is Fungus from mysterium? 3) are there any plans to bring them back? 4) do shintaran ridgebacks have the element of size?