How to induce demand:

Six months ago, my favorite restaurant expanded its kitchen. The result? The dinner wait dropped from 60 to 20 minutes!

Customers went more often because of the shorter line. But that just increased the wait: last night it was 70 minutes!

BUILD MORE LANES, GET MORE TRAFFIC.

Getting under the covers when they're all warm from lying on top of em watching reels...
is a religious experience

Mary Todd Lincoln up in this bitch

Guy in front of me getting on the plane has NOTHING. No bag, no jacket, nothing in his hands. He used a physical boarding pass getting on, so maybe no phone either?
Man is on a mission. God speed sir.

This my impression of a member of A Tribe Called Quest playing soccer but no one's passing him the ball:
Can I kick it?

Do babies do left twix vs right twix but for breastmilk

I am relentless
They call me Michael Jordan
This is a haiku

That's one small boom for man, five big booms for mankind.

A first-year just landed my hackeysack on a really high ledge.
Never trust a wowie, they'll just let you down.

What happens if you reply to one of those noreply emails?

The guy at chic-fil-a said "my pleasure" when he handed me my food. I laughed and said "ay, nice" but he didn't seem to see any humor in it. Kinda in a funk now

I'm ready to call it a day on the next few weeks

Remember to drop a like and smash that bell icon

Ay drop a like if you wanna fall in love go camping and look at the stars all night

maybe if we started doing soap as the new fuel source... it would get all the bubbles in the atmosphere... and then we could wash our hands w the rain

Got tuthpaste in my eye👎

Anyone remember the name of the actor who played Jerry on Seinfeld

Been getting into closing my eyes really hard till I see colors