Jonathan E
@its-jonathan-e.bsky.social
"It's like people had a choice a long time ago between having all them nice things or freedom. Of course, they chose comfort."
Violent Night is my new Xmas movie...
Die Hard is now #2...
Both help fill your holiday spirit with cheer...
Die Hard is now #2...
Both help fill your holiday spirit with cheer...
December 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Violent Night is my new Xmas movie...
Die Hard is now #2...
Both help fill your holiday spirit with cheer...
Die Hard is now #2...
Both help fill your holiday spirit with cheer...
And here's the whole thing...
December 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
And here's the whole thing...
Here's the family of four bracket
3 of 3
3 of 3
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Here's the family of four bracket
3 of 3
3 of 3
Here's the couple's bracket
2 of 3
2 of 3
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Here's the couple's bracket
2 of 3
2 of 3
Want to build the middle class?
Here's your federal tax structure...
Everything is based relative to the latest poverty levels...
Rates hold until we have a 10% GDP surplus.
Only after we have a GDP surplus do we shave percentages for ALL brackets.
1 of 3. Here's the individual tax bracket.
Here's your federal tax structure...
Everything is based relative to the latest poverty levels...
Rates hold until we have a 10% GDP surplus.
Only after we have a GDP surplus do we shave percentages for ALL brackets.
1 of 3. Here's the individual tax bracket.
December 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Want to build the middle class?
Here's your federal tax structure...
Everything is based relative to the latest poverty levels...
Rates hold until we have a 10% GDP surplus.
Only after we have a GDP surplus do we shave percentages for ALL brackets.
1 of 3. Here's the individual tax bracket.
Here's your federal tax structure...
Everything is based relative to the latest poverty levels...
Rates hold until we have a 10% GDP surplus.
Only after we have a GDP surplus do we shave percentages for ALL brackets.
1 of 3. Here's the individual tax bracket.
How do you say Happy Holidays in Russian?
I want to wish GOP leadership Happy Holidays...
I want to wish GOP leadership Happy Holidays...
December 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
How do you say Happy Holidays in Russian?
I want to wish GOP leadership Happy Holidays...
I want to wish GOP leadership Happy Holidays...
Watching 'The Sound of Music'...
and it reminds me how much we hate God Damn Nazis!
and it reminds me how much we hate God Damn Nazis!
December 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Watching 'The Sound of Music'...
and it reminds me how much we hate God Damn Nazis!
and it reminds me how much we hate God Damn Nazis!
Tired of these ridiculous ChatGPT commercials wherein people don't have the slightest clue how to wipe their ass...
December 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Tired of these ridiculous ChatGPT commercials wherein people don't have the slightest clue how to wipe their ass...
Who knew CNN stood for Comrade News Network?
December 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Who knew CNN stood for Comrade News Network?
Who knew CBS stood for Comrade Broadcasting Station?
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Who knew CBS stood for Comrade Broadcasting Station?
A president so stupid he doesn't even know how to flip a coin...
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
A president so stupid he doesn't even know how to flip a coin...
The GOP is now using the 'yeah she's 11, but she looks like she can drive,' as an actual defense for the pedophiles dominating their party.
Let's see how that strategy works out...
Let's see how that strategy works out...
December 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The GOP is now using the 'yeah she's 11, but she looks like she can drive,' as an actual defense for the pedophiles dominating their party.
Let's see how that strategy works out...
Let's see how that strategy works out...
I'd rather my kids be with the public school teachers
Than anywhere near a room full of preachers...
Than anywhere near a room full of preachers...
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I'd rather my kids be with the public school teachers
Than anywhere near a room full of preachers...
Than anywhere near a room full of preachers...
Is it okay to quote Charlie Kirk's own words yet, or are we still making up shit that he never said, and never did?
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Is it okay to quote Charlie Kirk's own words yet, or are we still making up shit that he never said, and never did?
How about the loser that needed ChatBLT to bring a date to his house...
JFC
Imagine this being you're marketing: 'you don't have to learn how to interact with women, let AI do the work for you', what could possibly go wrong?
JFC
Imagine this being you're marketing: 'you don't have to learn how to interact with women, let AI do the work for you', what could possibly go wrong?
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
How about the loser that needed ChatBLT to bring a date to his house...
JFC
Imagine this being you're marketing: 'you don't have to learn how to interact with women, let AI do the work for you', what could possibly go wrong?
JFC
Imagine this being you're marketing: 'you don't have to learn how to interact with women, let AI do the work for you', what could possibly go wrong?
I like Tony Romo as an announcer.
BUT
Patrick Mahomes did not literally put his team on his back last week to win the game.
BUT
Patrick Mahomes did not literally put his team on his back last week to win the game.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I like Tony Romo as an announcer.
BUT
Patrick Mahomes did not literally put his team on his back last week to win the game.
BUT
Patrick Mahomes did not literally put his team on his back last week to win the game.
Hello ChatBLT, help me wipe my ass...
Can't wait for the AI bubble to pop...
I'm so tired of this latest 'funnel' sucking money upwards getting virtually no scrutiny...
Spoiler alert: It's more billionaires gutting the middle class under the guise of progress.
Can't wait for the AI bubble to pop...
I'm so tired of this latest 'funnel' sucking money upwards getting virtually no scrutiny...
Spoiler alert: It's more billionaires gutting the middle class under the guise of progress.
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hello ChatBLT, help me wipe my ass...
Can't wait for the AI bubble to pop...
I'm so tired of this latest 'funnel' sucking money upwards getting virtually no scrutiny...
Spoiler alert: It's more billionaires gutting the middle class under the guise of progress.
Can't wait for the AI bubble to pop...
I'm so tired of this latest 'funnel' sucking money upwards getting virtually no scrutiny...
Spoiler alert: It's more billionaires gutting the middle class under the guise of progress.
Public service announcement:
Elmo sucks. He's annoying.
Bring back the prominence of Bert & Ernie!
Elmo sucks. He's annoying.
Bring back the prominence of Bert & Ernie!
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Public service announcement:
Elmo sucks. He's annoying.
Bring back the prominence of Bert & Ernie!
Elmo sucks. He's annoying.
Bring back the prominence of Bert & Ernie!
Here we go... Finally...
If you're tired of alcohol, and know how bad it is for you, here is your alternative with virtually no downsides.
Even if you would just like to sleep better at night...
Go whole plant.
&
Grow your own.
www.whro.org/virginia-gov...
If you're tired of alcohol, and know how bad it is for you, here is your alternative with virtually no downsides.
Even if you would just like to sleep better at night...
Go whole plant.
&
Grow your own.
www.whro.org/virginia-gov...
After years of vetoes, Virginia poised to launch adult-use cannabis market
www.whro.org
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Here we go... Finally...
If you're tired of alcohol, and know how bad it is for you, here is your alternative with virtually no downsides.
Even if you would just like to sleep better at night...
Go whole plant.
&
Grow your own.
www.whro.org/virginia-gov...
If you're tired of alcohol, and know how bad it is for you, here is your alternative with virtually no downsides.
Even if you would just like to sleep better at night...
Go whole plant.
&
Grow your own.
www.whro.org/virginia-gov...
Time to start linking MAGA with PEDO every single chance we get. It's going to be fun to see how the mainstream media tries to normalize this s***... Let's see how contorted they can get to try to 'both sides' this...
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Time to start linking MAGA with PEDO every single chance we get. It's going to be fun to see how the mainstream media tries to normalize this s***... Let's see how contorted they can get to try to 'both sides' this...
When the official MAGA platform becomes
'Ovens for Immigrants',
You can bet your ass that our worthless fourth estate will be lined up at their doors with kindling and matches, and a bunch of 'both sides do it' stories.
'Ovens for Immigrants',
You can bet your ass that our worthless fourth estate will be lined up at their doors with kindling and matches, and a bunch of 'both sides do it' stories.
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
When the official MAGA platform becomes
'Ovens for Immigrants',
You can bet your ass that our worthless fourth estate will be lined up at their doors with kindling and matches, and a bunch of 'both sides do it' stories.
'Ovens for Immigrants',
You can bet your ass that our worthless fourth estate will be lined up at their doors with kindling and matches, and a bunch of 'both sides do it' stories.
Having Cheeto-Jesus in the White House is like having Forrest Gump in the White House, except...
He's an asshole, slovenly, and really, really stupid.
He's an asshole, slovenly, and really, really stupid.
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Having Cheeto-Jesus in the White House is like having Forrest Gump in the White House, except...
He's an asshole, slovenly, and really, really stupid.
He's an asshole, slovenly, and really, really stupid.
Just want to point out that Jim Jones was a devout Christian...
So, when someone touts their religiosity as some kind of bonafide, in all likelihood it doesn't mean shit (or it is actually worse than you might think)...
So, when someone touts their religiosity as some kind of bonafide, in all likelihood it doesn't mean shit (or it is actually worse than you might think)...
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Just want to point out that Jim Jones was a devout Christian...
So, when someone touts their religiosity as some kind of bonafide, in all likelihood it doesn't mean shit (or it is actually worse than you might think)...
So, when someone touts their religiosity as some kind of bonafide, in all likelihood it doesn't mean shit (or it is actually worse than you might think)...
I'm so proud of my home state of Virginia
I'm not used to feeling good after elections, so I'm going to enjoy this one, & hopefully a few more coming along.
The right wing noise machine wealth funnels of Fox News, CBS, ABC, CNN etc... can suck it
Maybe now our 4th estate will come back to life?
I'm not used to feeling good after elections, so I'm going to enjoy this one, & hopefully a few more coming along.
The right wing noise machine wealth funnels of Fox News, CBS, ABC, CNN etc... can suck it
Maybe now our 4th estate will come back to life?
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I'm so proud of my home state of Virginia
I'm not used to feeling good after elections, so I'm going to enjoy this one, & hopefully a few more coming along.
The right wing noise machine wealth funnels of Fox News, CBS, ABC, CNN etc... can suck it
Maybe now our 4th estate will come back to life?
I'm not used to feeling good after elections, so I'm going to enjoy this one, & hopefully a few more coming along.
The right wing noise machine wealth funnels of Fox News, CBS, ABC, CNN etc... can suck it
Maybe now our 4th estate will come back to life?
So GOP stands for:
Gang of Pedophiles
Or
Grand Oligarch Party
Or
Grovelling Over Putin
Which is it?
Gang of Pedophiles
Or
Grand Oligarch Party
Or
Grovelling Over Putin
Which is it?
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
So GOP stands for:
Gang of Pedophiles
Or
Grand Oligarch Party
Or
Grovelling Over Putin
Which is it?
Gang of Pedophiles
Or
Grand Oligarch Party
Or
Grovelling Over Putin
Which is it?