Sure is a bad time to be a person who cares about things.

if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits

A cheese platter at a holiday party where I’m an awkward plus one hates to see me coming

Trust my gut? I don’t think so…I can’t even trust it with cream-based soups