Witnessing an American watch the holy grail with no context will never not be hilarious. Especially the cop out ending 💀
December 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Witnessing an American watch the holy grail with no context will never not be hilarious. Especially the cop out ending 💀
Time to play nap roulette. Have a nap with no alarm set. Will it be 30 minutes? Will it be 4 hours? It's anyone's guess.
May 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Time to play nap roulette. Have a nap with no alarm set. Will it be 30 minutes? Will it be 4 hours? It's anyone's guess.
#BacktotheFuturePartII This is the Biff Tannen timeline.
April 13, 2025 at 9:10 AM
#BacktotheFuturePartII This is the Biff Tannen timeline.
Thank you for that! Now I'm gonna be stuck with serious thoughts all day.
March 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Thank you for that! Now I'm gonna be stuck with serious thoughts all day.
A visit to Conway castle today.
February 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
A visit to Conway castle today.
The real Keyser Soze was the friends we made along the way.
February 25, 2025 at 9:08 AM
The real Keyser Soze was the friends we made along the way.
British things:
Everything cooks at 180
Everything washes at 30
Nothing needs ironing
No big light on. Ever.
Check nobody is watching, wipe the bread knife on t-shirt and put back in draw.
1 wee before tea
1 wee before bed
1 wee when you've just got settled.
Everything cooks at 180
Everything washes at 30
Nothing needs ironing
No big light on. Ever.
Check nobody is watching, wipe the bread knife on t-shirt and put back in draw.
1 wee before tea
1 wee before bed
1 wee when you've just got settled.
February 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
British things:
Everything cooks at 180
Everything washes at 30
Nothing needs ironing
No big light on. Ever.
Check nobody is watching, wipe the bread knife on t-shirt and put back in draw.
1 wee before tea
1 wee before bed
1 wee when you've just got settled.
Everything cooks at 180
Everything washes at 30
Nothing needs ironing
No big light on. Ever.
Check nobody is watching, wipe the bread knife on t-shirt and put back in draw.
1 wee before tea
1 wee before bed
1 wee when you've just got settled.
I could not have been more clearly talking to the dog!
February 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I could not have been more clearly talking to the dog!
Watching an old episode of #drwho, something i noticed when he offers a jelly baby to someone. A closer inspection of it ive doscovered it's a liquorice allsort. #mylifeisalie. Blergh!
February 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Watching an old episode of #drwho, something i noticed when he offers a jelly baby to someone. A closer inspection of it ive doscovered it's a liquorice allsort. #mylifeisalie. Blergh!
I can't believe it's still 2025. 😮💨
February 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I can't believe it's still 2025. 😮💨
Tip for Writing a joke: Start with laughter and work your way back.
January 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Tip for Writing a joke: Start with laughter and work your way back.
I'm going to be the pettiest ghost ever.
January 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I'm going to be the pettiest ghost ever.
Things have no right to keep happening. It's outrageous.
January 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Things have no right to keep happening. It's outrageous.
Everybody saw that, right?
January 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Everybody saw that, right?
Me: I'm fine.
Narrator: They were, in fact, not fine. But they would not find out until next season.
Narrator: They were, in fact, not fine. But they would not find out until next season.
January 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Me: I'm fine.
Narrator: They were, in fact, not fine. But they would not find out until next season.
Narrator: They were, in fact, not fine. But they would not find out until next season.
People flocking to Xiaohongshu (little red book) is the best thing. A huge and deserved 🖕🏼 to trump/elon and their lot. Love to see it.
January 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
People flocking to Xiaohongshu (little red book) is the best thing. A huge and deserved 🖕🏼 to trump/elon and their lot. Love to see it.
How intorverts make friends:
10% - They don't.
90% - An extrovert found them, liked them, and adopted them.
10% - They don't.
90% - An extrovert found them, liked them, and adopted them.
December 30, 2024 at 10:01 PM
How intorverts make friends:
10% - They don't.
90% - An extrovert found them, liked them, and adopted them.
10% - They don't.
90% - An extrovert found them, liked them, and adopted them.
You just lost the game. Sorry.
December 22, 2024 at 3:40 PM
You just lost the game. Sorry.
Festive time you filthy animals.
December 1, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Festive time you filthy animals.
Never give up, never surrender.
November 4, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Never give up, never surrender.
Self-deprecation is the cornerstone of my humour, I feel like therapy would ruin me.
October 31, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Self-deprecation is the cornerstone of my humour, I feel like therapy would ruin me.
I get caught in conversations I have no business in because I'm the background character in my own life.
February 17, 2024 at 1:12 PM
I get caught in conversations I have no business in because I'm the background character in my own life.