Eric Evans-Vargas
banner
itmeeev.bsky.social
Eric Evans-Vargas
@itmeeev.bsky.social
Here from over there.
Proud 🏳️‍🌈 🧑‍🤝‍🧑

Also, Trans folks are allowed to exist and if you're not on-board with that, don't hit the follow button.

Married to @toofastforblood.bsky.social

Gonna have boring stuff here

SpamBots go 101110100 yourselves!
I'm a mostly average sized human being and I cannot comprehend the physics behind fitting into an airplane bathroom and handling one's business.
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Enough of this 49 business, let's get this half-century started.
October 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Reposted by Eric Evans-Vargas
Mr HaHa 🤣🤣 The Golden Girls Classics
October 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Reposted by Eric Evans-Vargas
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
HBO Max | Feedback
help.hbomax.com
October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Just an indoor cat doing indoor cat things.
August 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Reposted by Eric Evans-Vargas
Courageous young women should be celebrated for their heroism.
July 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Guess I'll need to find me the Great Canadian Baking Show on CBC 🍁
a man wearing glasses and an apron is laughing with the words aww back to the bottom below him
Alt: a man wearing glasses and an apron is laughing with the words aww back to the bottom below him
media.tenor.com
June 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Reposted by Eric Evans-Vargas
"This isn’t what I voted for!"—nahhhhhh

Like, not only did you absolutely vote for this

You voted for this in the face of people you know and love begging you not to
June 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Reposted by Eric Evans-Vargas
May 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Reposted by Eric Evans-Vargas
Made a big step toward the GOP vision of Contemporary America.
June 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Reposted by Eric Evans-Vargas
June 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Reposted by Eric Evans-Vargas
Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.
June 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Reposted by Eric Evans-Vargas
June 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Whole lot of male billionaire babies aged 18-35 'bout to get diagnosed with bone spurs.
June 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Happy Dad Day
don't buy me this
June 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It's us.
Would marry this bighead over and over.
@toofastforblood.bsky.social
May 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Happy Mom's Day to all the moms and cat moms and dog moms and raccoon moms and possum moms and fox moms and squirrel moms and plant moms and turtle moms and gecko moms and fish moms and cow moms and horse moms and bird moms and hamster moms and pottery moms and quilt moms and bear moms and mom moms❤️
May 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Reposted by Eric Evans-Vargas
May 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Alive.
Still gay as fuck, and alive.
@toofastforblood.bsky.social
May 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
1+2+1+1
Expand for what should be yet another Renaissance painting hanging in galleries.
April 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
He doesn't know.
April 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Reposted by Eric Evans-Vargas
45 YEARS AGO TODAY on April 19, 1980, "Call Me" by Blondie reached #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.
April 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Reposted by Eric Evans-Vargas
April 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
And this is how we're looking these days.
StupidMentalHealthWalks
April 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I've burned through the entirety of the Great British Baking Show because it's sweet and pure and people are just fucking nice, and it's a refreshing change from the daily doom scroll.
But godamn, it hasn't even been 100 days, and I have ALREADY burned through the show in its entirety...TWICE!
April 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM