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You can’t be dressing like that, White Princess
June 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
You can’t be dressing like that, White Princess
Too many people posting about “ we need more child-free spaces.” This guy was doing the WORK
May 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Too many people posting about “ we need more child-free spaces.” This guy was doing the WORK
Insane how the Trump administration might give people $5000 to have a baby but they’ve yet to offer me a DIME for the twisted little homunculus I made in my subchambers
April 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Insane how the Trump administration might give people $5000 to have a baby but they’ve yet to offer me a DIME for the twisted little homunculus I made in my subchambers
Has John Williams ever mentioned being inspired by “Sarabande”/the score for Barry Lyndon while composing “Duel Of The Fates”?
March 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Has John Williams ever mentioned being inspired by “Sarabande”/the score for Barry Lyndon while composing “Duel Of The Fates”?
If you were hoping to see Bill Hader in the SNL 50th Anniversary Special, STAY IN LINE! They legally have to let you keep waiting for a Stefon appearance.
February 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
If you were hoping to see Bill Hader in the SNL 50th Anniversary Special, STAY IN LINE! They legally have to let you keep waiting for a Stefon appearance.
Guy who has been hit in the head with 1,000 heavy bricks and stones seeing the news today: What happened to the OLD Kanye?
February 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Guy who has been hit in the head with 1,000 heavy bricks and stones seeing the news today: What happened to the OLD Kanye?
Not me going to sea whenever I grow hazy about the eyes 😂
February 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Not me going to sea whenever I grow hazy about the eyes 😂
Watching Taylor Swift get The Ick in real time
February 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Watching Taylor Swift get The Ick in real time
Folding up my board shorts in accordance with flag code
February 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Folding up my board shorts in accordance with flag code
My superpower is being able to skip ahead through podcast ads and know the cadence the host uses for ads vs their normal speaking voice
February 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My superpower is being able to skip ahead through podcast ads and know the cadence the host uses for ads vs their normal speaking voice
When Google Maps asks if a stalled vehicle is still there I always say “no” because that’s none of my business
February 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
When Google Maps asks if a stalled vehicle is still there I always say “no” because that’s none of my business
Well, I guess I know who my slot in that SNL Showcase went to
February 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Well, I guess I know who my slot in that SNL Showcase went to
Not the time, Nikolai.
February 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Not the time, Nikolai.
My BetterHealth therapist just diagnosed me with a case of the vapours
January 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My BetterHealth therapist just diagnosed me with a case of the vapours
A Robert Eggers period piece, you say? In Olde English, you say? Impossible
January 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A Robert Eggers period piece, you say? In Olde English, you say? Impossible
Tom Holland and Zendaya’s wedding will reportedly feature elements from many of their iconic films. Eagle-eyed film buffs will see nods to everything from Dune to Spider-Man to Challengers to Spider-Man to The Greatest Showman to Spider-Man.
January 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Tom Holland and Zendaya’s wedding will reportedly feature elements from many of their iconic films. Eagle-eyed film buffs will see nods to everything from Dune to Spider-Man to Challengers to Spider-Man to The Greatest Showman to Spider-Man.
I already feel that no restaurant should force their housemade ketchup on its patrons when Heinz exists, but today I encountered an even more devious scheme: putting housemade ketchup INTO Heinz bottles.
December 31, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I already feel that no restaurant should force their housemade ketchup on its patrons when Heinz exists, but today I encountered an even more devious scheme: putting housemade ketchup INTO Heinz bottles.
Imagine how hot the person who wrote “The Twelve Days Of Christmas” must’ve been.
December 22, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Imagine how hot the person who wrote “The Twelve Days Of Christmas” must’ve been.
I watched both Alien and Aliens for the first time this week. I had heard for a long time that there’s a lot of debate about which one is better, but I find it hard to believe that Alien isn’t the winner by a large margin. Aliens is great and definitely more fun, but Alien is kind of a masterpiece.
December 21, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I watched both Alien and Aliens for the first time this week. I had heard for a long time that there’s a lot of debate about which one is better, but I find it hard to believe that Alien isn’t the winner by a large margin. Aliens is great and definitely more fun, but Alien is kind of a masterpiece.
I don’t believe there’s a gay agenda but I do believe there’s a
December 19, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I don’t believe there’s a gay agenda but I do believe there’s a
Look, I know “My Precocious Kid Said Something Oddly Prescient About Our Current Sociopolitical Climate” is one of the worst posting genres, BUT…sometimes they do be saying that stuff
December 19, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Look, I know “My Precocious Kid Said Something Oddly Prescient About Our Current Sociopolitical Climate” is one of the worst posting genres, BUT…sometimes they do be saying that stuff
“I’m so sick of all these sequels and remakes”
-Guy In the 1930s Leaving his 47th Flash Gordon serial
-Guy In the 1930s Leaving his 47th Flash Gordon serial
December 15, 2024 at 3:02 PM
“I’m so sick of all these sequels and remakes”
-Guy In the 1930s Leaving his 47th Flash Gordon serial
-Guy In the 1930s Leaving his 47th Flash Gordon serial
Without AI, we’d never have an iconic poster for the movie Jaws
December 10, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Without AI, we’d never have an iconic poster for the movie Jaws
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Luigi’s Manchurian candidate
December 9, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Luigi’s Manchurian candidate