drinking from my Big Water Bottle and smoking out of my tiny bong so i stay nice and Regular sized in the coming days

ok now nobody follow or unfollow

everyone on the highway knows i am high and they are all crashing into eachother trying to get behind me with their brights on

shaving yr legs is like walking through fire and brimstone, each step causing your skin to blister, until you reach the end and yr real smooth :DDDD

got 1 follower on bluesky. this may come as a surprise to the likes of you, but i knew i was destined for great things ever since i got asked to point out england on a map in third grade and confidently placed my finger on canada