In my case, it's my son.
He's not there yet, mostly.
Except for MarioKart. the little shit :D

see also: man cave. because to be a man you need a room only you are allowed in. women not allowed. women must be somewhere else.

it's like describing being a parent as "adulting" as if it's something you wouldn't normally do.

well. it's not for someone who has a child. you know what i mean

Some people just want to watch the world burn.