Italics
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Known far and wide for occasionally bring mildly funny
I'm more of a "glass in a superposition of empty and full until observed" type of person myself
December 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'm more of a "glass in a superposition of empty and full until observed" type of person myself
I'm not asking for much, just the world
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I'm not asking for much, just the world
It's poor language design that in Norwegian the word for 'voltage' is the same as the word for 'excitement'
October 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
It's poor language design that in Norwegian the word for 'voltage' is the same as the word for 'excitement'
I would follow you to hell, though not back, since hell is my final destination
October 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I would follow you to hell, though not back, since hell is my final destination
Have a guy at work who writes messages like this
"Thanks will get right on that 🙂"
Absolute psychopath
"Thanks will get right on that 🙂"
Absolute psychopath
October 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Have a guy at work who writes messages like this
"Thanks will get right on that 🙂"
Absolute psychopath
"Thanks will get right on that 🙂"
Absolute psychopath
Hey baby, wanna merge single-sock drawers?
October 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Hey baby, wanna merge single-sock drawers?
I swear my cheese grater has grated more human than cheese
August 31, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I swear my cheese grater has grated more human than cheese
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August 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Taking a stroll through the satanical gardens
June 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Taking a stroll through the satanical gardens
The road to hell is paved with hellish little flagstones
June 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The road to hell is paved with hellish little flagstones
I want a jacket with world-space UVs
May 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I want a jacket with world-space UVs
Dyslexic barbarian picks skill painttolerance
May 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Dyslexic barbarian picks skill painttolerance
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On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
April 15, 2025 at 8:21 AM
On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
People in fantasy worlds have it good not needing to fight conceptual monsters; when the Elemental of Surprise gets you, you won't see it coming
March 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
People in fantasy worlds have it good not needing to fight conceptual monsters; when the Elemental of Surprise gets you, you won't see it coming
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It's Gromit's birthday 🎂
February 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It's Gromit's birthday 🎂
*practices walking down stairs without looking down*
December 12, 2024 at 3:56 PM
*practices walking down stairs without looking down*
Ban all plural words ending in 'eses'
December 11, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Ban all plural words ending in 'eses'
What do Spanish speakers say when the store is out of bananas?
Banana mañana
Banana mañana
December 6, 2024 at 11:07 AM
What do Spanish speakers say when the store is out of bananas?
Banana mañana
Banana mañana
Of you ever want a crowd to chant your name you should make sure your name has two syllables
November 30, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Of you ever want a crowd to chant your name you should make sure your name has two syllables
Hi Bluesky, it's me the living falling edge detector
November 28, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Hi Bluesky, it's me the living falling edge detector
Plural words that end in 'eses' should be destroyed
November 1, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Plural words that end in 'eses' should be destroyed