So very true.

Classic literature at its best.

You cannot invoke goddesses like these and stay small. You were meant to be untamed.

Remember, we’re particularly good at this particular illusion. There’s plenty of literature that examines why this is a terrible habit.

I can't believe some men have secret second families. If I had the money to have a second apartment that nobody knew about, it would strictly be for watching TV alone and there would absolutely be no children allowed.

Remember…
It’s very hard to maintain mental health because so many coping strategies are based on the idea that your anxiety is unwarranted, and right now needs more of an, “Okay, extremely warranted but you still gotta water the plants or you’ll have fascism AND dead plants” approach.

A promise and a yes.
A ring.
And the world got a little brighter.

Tis the season.

Cory Booker is my favorite part of New Jersey. 22+ hours in, and he’s tired but he still sounds like he actually gives a sh*t about the people getting screwed right now.

Plans to store more greenhouse gas and grow valuable wood products are in limbo:

We were told not to share this publicly, but last year was record-breaking—America’s national parks saw over 331 million visits.

That time when I accidentally washed the cat beds with some of the super-duper cat nip toys from Falcon's Mew... I can't believe this was 15 years ago. (Bonus appearance by the Birthday Balloons from Mark 💚)

GPS tracking is not the satellites tracking the object, but the object tracking the satellites.

Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”

Me: I hate the figure-8 cast on! 😫
Also me: the figure-8 cast on makes for lovely toes.

Steve doesn’t know it’s Monday. 🤷‍♀️