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istgimnotpitoo.bsky.social
𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝕻𝖎𝖙 🪞
@istgimnotpitoo.bsky.social
RP parody account for the Dark-Winged Doppelgänger born from Kid Icarus: Uprising!

Minors, interact with caution.

Lewd dudes, back off.
"𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘈𝘍𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦! 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺!" Chastised the voice.

Reattaching the bow, Dark Pit began shooting out dark arrows at the missles in an attempt to blow them all up before reaching him midair.

"Yo, K! I like you even more already!" He called out.
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
"𝘚𝘰, 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘣𝘺'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘶𝘴, 𝘩𝘶𝘩?" Came a new voice, unheard to the missle-slinging mirror double.

Out of nowhere, the dark angel's wings began to glow with purple energy as he began to fly, and fast! Fast enough to dodge these missiles, at least for a while.

"Woah! Warn me next time!"
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November 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
"How are you-!"

Quick, GUARDIAN ORBITARS!

A giant, glowing shield popped up juuuust in time to block some of the boomerang blades away. Now he's getting ticked off.

"How are you DOING THIS!?"
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"Gah-!!"

Caught off-guard, knocked back quite a bit by the powerful ESP blast! Once the angel catches his footing, he pulls out a giant staff!

"Alright, cheap shot! Try dodging this!"

He pointed his staff towards the puffball and took a distant, speeding shot!
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"Whoa!"

The dark angel hops out of the way of the speeding wheel, avoiding a flattening!

"I didn't know Kirby could do THAT! ...No matter!"

Bringing his orbitars together to form a bow, Dark Pit fired a few dark arrow shots to chase the wheel!
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"Alright, game on!" He exclaimed, voice growing significantly more energetic.

The dark angel summons his orbitar blades, ready to scrap!
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"If you're up for it... I wanna see if you're as strong as your twin."

Oh yes, he was.
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"Didn't know the puffball had a mirror twin, too. What's your deal?"
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"Heh. I see some new kinds of chumps around here... other than the usual gaggle."

Gazing down at... whomever, from atop a stone pillar.
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Doesn't mind ships.

If there's good enough vibes, there might be a ship! Though, you'll have to make the moves here. The mun is as dense as Pit in this context, since he's new to shipping like this.

They'll be down here somewhere. Maybe.
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
😇Muse Info (3/3)😇

Technically immortal, if Pit is still around. When beat up juuuust fatally enough while Pit is somewhere ALIVE, Dark Pit ...shatters into glass. After 5 minutes, he'd just respawn from the nearest mirror from where he was.

And with the weapons he has, he'll be hard to put down...
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
😇Muse Info (2/3)😇

In order to fly, he currently calls upon the power of Viridi, the Goddess of Nature. But only because their interests overlap... somewhat. You may find glimpses of her around here in the future...
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
"𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝑵𝑶𝑾?"

🪞 #RP / #SFWRP / #KidIcarusRP / #NintendoRP / #MVRP / #SSBRP / #RPSky / #ParodySky🪞

A (mostly) SFW RP account for Dark Pit, from 'Kid Icarus!' You may also know him from a little niche series: 'Super Smash Bros.'

🪽(More Info in replies Below)🪽
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM