@issyelliot.bsky.social
May 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I bet the papal enclave is really relaxing
May 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I bet the papal enclave is really relaxing
Just gonna throw this out there…what if we don’t pay taxes as a form of protest
April 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just gonna throw this out there…what if we don’t pay taxes as a form of protest
JD Vance was the Pope’s final straw
April 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
JD Vance was the Pope’s final straw
Can’t make any friends so I’m going to sign up wi the 10 different therapists
March 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Can’t make any friends so I’m going to sign up wi the 10 different therapists
Breaking news is a good term. The news is breaking me.
March 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Breaking news is a good term. The news is breaking me.
The bird feeder is out of food and the birds stopped coming by. Beginning to feel a little used.
March 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The bird feeder is out of food and the birds stopped coming by. Beginning to feel a little used.
I can tell which black birds are the smart kind by asking who they voted for
February 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I can tell which black birds are the smart kind by asking who they voted for
Terrible that opening my work email app is the least anxiety inducing thing to do on my phone these days
February 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Terrible that opening my work email app is the least anxiety inducing thing to do on my phone these days
Why are protests always “go walk around outside in the cold” or “write a long email to your congress person” and never “don’t pay your taxes” and “stop going to work”
February 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Why are protests always “go walk around outside in the cold” or “write a long email to your congress person” and never “don’t pay your taxes” and “stop going to work”
No where is safe these days
February 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
No where is safe these days
Melania looks like she is being abducted up into a UFO. And she doesn’t mind it.
January 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Melania looks like she is being abducted up into a UFO. And she doesn’t mind it.
Why would they want to ban Tik Tok? It’s the only things that’s distracting me from the horrors of what’s happening in our government right now.
So they want me to get really angry by paying attention to the news while also freeing up my time? 👀
So they want me to get really angry by paying attention to the news while also freeing up my time? 👀
January 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Why would they want to ban Tik Tok? It’s the only things that’s distracting me from the horrors of what’s happening in our government right now.
So they want me to get really angry by paying attention to the news while also freeing up my time? 👀
So they want me to get really angry by paying attention to the news while also freeing up my time? 👀
Maybe Gaetz is a kind of Pinocchio but instead of his nose getting longer his eyebrows get higher
December 23, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Maybe Gaetz is a kind of Pinocchio but instead of his nose getting longer his eyebrows get higher
The general public’s responses to assassination attempts lately is…concerning
I mean I get it. But still a little worrisome
I mean I get it. But still a little worrisome
December 7, 2024 at 4:00 PM
The general public’s responses to assassination attempts lately is…concerning
I mean I get it. But still a little worrisome
I mean I get it. But still a little worrisome
Old plan: figure out how to beat the republicans
New plan: burn it all down
New plan: burn it all down
December 2, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Old plan: figure out how to beat the republicans
New plan: burn it all down
New plan: burn it all down
Biden pardoning Hunter is not going to change the trajectory of Trump’s outrageous behavior.
Biden pardoning Hunter is not going to change how Trump supporters view democrats or Biden.
And yet…
Biden pardoning Hunter is not going to change how Trump supporters view democrats or Biden.
And yet…
December 2, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Biden pardoning Hunter is not going to change the trajectory of Trump’s outrageous behavior.
Biden pardoning Hunter is not going to change how Trump supporters view democrats or Biden.
And yet…
Biden pardoning Hunter is not going to change how Trump supporters view democrats or Biden.
And yet…
Reposted
At least now my impending sense of doom has some legitimacy
November 21, 2024 at 4:06 PM
At least now my impending sense of doom has some legitimacy
I’m not decorating the yard for Christmas. My idiot Trump voting neighbors don’t deserve the joy
November 19, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I’m not decorating the yard for Christmas. My idiot Trump voting neighbors don’t deserve the joy
Twitter’s fatal flaw is catering to an audience who hates reading
November 14, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Twitter’s fatal flaw is catering to an audience who hates reading
Scrolling Twitter felt like I was sifting through a garbage dump.
I’m only a few minutes into this app but it feels much better 🙏🏼
I’m only a few minutes into this app but it feels much better 🙏🏼
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Scrolling Twitter felt like I was sifting through a garbage dump.
I’m only a few minutes into this app but it feels much better 🙏🏼
I’m only a few minutes into this app but it feels much better 🙏🏼