Isstmich
isstmich.bsky.social
Isstmich
@isstmich.bsky.social
A 30+ y/o Furry game playing dude. check out my epic boyfriend

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/rawnchyrancher
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MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit

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Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
October 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Anyone in the tech sphere wanna help me build a new gaming computer?
October 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Love calling a Land lords bluff over something super illegal they are doing and not having to pay rent for a while
September 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Accidentally did a 100% silk soul speed run whoops
September 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What do you do when your depression and anxiety are out of control
August 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Anytime I take a multi year long wow hiatus blizzard always makes me jump through hoops to get my account back WTF. Do you want my money or not
August 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
My boyfriend loves me so much he loves almost every single facet of my existence.

There is however one aspect of my being that he loathes, he can't stand it, he wishes he could change it, all his negative criticisms of me are sourced from the sounds that come from my asshole
July 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
love the feeling of my small dog repositioning herself in the early morning after I get up to use the toilet so she can put as much of her body in contact with mine. snuggly girl !
July 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My boyfriend just can't win in the morning. If I get out of bed the dogs are annoying to him coming and going from the bedroom between us. If I stay in the bed til he wakes my ass fumigates the room loudly and frequently enough that it wakes him up
June 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My most beloved had a serious medical situation this morning and has been at the ER since, if anyone wants to send
well wishes for his health
good feelings to me to ease my anxiety
small donations so he can easily get food delivered once he's home so I can continue to work relatively worry free
June 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Watched the Lord of the rings extended trilogy with the boy the other day and I was shocked stunned flabbergasted to learn Shadowfax isn't even that fast of a horse.
May 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My boyfriend thought his phone was finally breaking for good, cuz it was sending me seemingly random gibberish texts for no reason..... Come to find out our new puppy had gotten on his desk in the computer room and was walking on the keyboard
May 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Got my muh-fuggin promotion !
May 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Guess I'll play bloodborne while my computer is broken
April 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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April 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
It's kinda low key fun when my coworkers do something neurotypical as fuck and ask them to explain why they did it that exact why vs the normal/safe way *to my autism* and the look of panic mixed with insulted rage I get. Like I caught them with their hand in a cookie jar or something
April 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Wish my PC wasn't ancient and could run more modern games. (Monster hunter wilds)

This old beaut is MAXXED out sporting 8 mgb of DDR2
April 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I hate motion controlled lights in public bathrooms, even more so if their turn off timer is really low...especially when I'm trying to take a shit
April 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Had to dig a sweaty wedgie out my ass, now I'm stuck trying to figure out why my ass crack REEKS of pomegranate
March 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Coworker A says some dumb shit in a private chat
Coworker B is fed up with their dumb shit and forwards it to the "team chat" with over 2000 members in it

Me: eating popcorn and watching fireworks
March 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Playing runescape 3 doing something like... Oh boy I sure hope I get that one item I need to complete the drop log....
Damn it, another "useless" drop worth 700m I didn't need
February 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Yeah I reek... but In that kinda fucks through his hands way that is irresistible.... Wanna huff my pits about it?
February 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Whipped up some special cookies that my boyfriend isn't supposed to want to eat cuz I made them for myself with things he doesn't like ... Turns out the cookie is just too good he will pick all the additional bits he doesn't like out of the cookie and eat the scraps
February 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It would seem I have unconsciously checked all the boxes for being a trans fem egg.
February 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Too sick to do anything right now but really horny and have zero energy what fresh limbous hell am I in
February 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM