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The Moonchild, Hero of Eshu!
*The Boys Are Back in Town starts playing*
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Mac: *scolds Issi for not being cosmologically savvy*
Mariana, somewhere, mouth full of waffle:
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Okay so imagine Anton is doing this but also there's an Issi doing sand art around his feet and whistling a jaunty tune
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January 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Well, well, well, look who finally showed up to the party!
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January 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
At last, a sport Isadore can really get behind
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January 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Isadore:
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January 19, 2026 at 2:27 AM
What if instead of denying peoples' insurance claims I magically heal them from afar with the power of the MOON
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January 19, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Jose is getting Mean Girl'd at Neffa's salon and that turns out to be the worst thing that has ever happened to him.
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January 19, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Isadore's hatred of wearing Iod's face really primed him to go to Plastic Surgery Central with me. #GetThatFaceOldMan
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January 19, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Isadore as the Joaquins converge on Jose:
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January 19, 2026 at 1:03 AM
"What the fuck did I call that stat" --ancient Destiny saying
January 19, 2026 at 12:47 AM
We're going to fail at this ritual sabotage gambit 100% because Anton got too autistic about the history of automation when he needed to be across town in half an hour.
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January 19, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Anton is considering expanding his collection of Types of Undead I Have Been by investigating Ferdiad's new Frankenstein-esque monster situation.
January 19, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Then Anton was suddenly having the best day.
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January 19, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I feel like we might be witnessing the birth of a beautiful new relationship.
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January 19, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Ferdiad big-timing Anton by telling him about his very important friends Nic, Guardian of the City, and his Powerful Wizard Mac
January 19, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I am so sorry to Ferdiad, who is making amazing technology that these Ron asshats then just tromp through and explode every time.
January 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Isadore: *being shot with medieval siege weaponry*
Orion: *dodging goblin laser packs*
Jose: *asleep on the floor because he gassed himself*
January 19, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Absolutely nothing is as amazing as watching Anton pretend to be Jose.

He just said "I really appreciate you keeping an eye out for my wellbeing" to Isadore.
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January 18, 2026 at 11:49 PM
"So... how does this compare with when she was in love with the pumpkin king?"
"I was never IN LOVE with the pumpkin king. I was in LUST with the pumpkin king. Totally different."
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March 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Man, King Arthur knows EXACTLY what to say to woo Valencia. Nobody else has led with "we could rule an empire that dwarfs all others" and "make out with me in the forest."
March 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Oops. Maybe we should have stuck with the underling approach. We accidentally put Valencia in charge of things due to being too hot again.
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March 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Valencia is getting invited to Avalon to have her pick of knights which like, sure, but all she heard was "you're good enough for my underlings but not for me" so we might be witnessing Arthur get put in the ground here.
March 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"He kisses your hand and you feel a powerful kingly magic. You imagine it's what other people feel like when you roll Sovereignty."
"Hmm. I resent that."
March 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
King Arthur's very first move was to get weird with it.
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March 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM