Israel Defense Farces
@israeldefenseforce.bsky.social
Worlds Most Moral Bluesky Parody Account
It's so good. It's like staring into the glow of banned white phosphorus munitions. Netflix has a winner.
Arcane is too good, it’s like staring into the sun
November 25, 2024 at 10:32 PM
It's so good. It's like staring into the glow of banned white phosphorus munitions. Netflix has a winner.
Haaretz is Hamas! Democracy is whatever our glorious leader says it is.
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The opportunist resolution to boycott Haaretz, which passed in today's government meeting without legal review, is another step in Netanyahu's journey to dismantle Israeli democracy
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
The opportunist resolution to boycott Haaretz, which passed in today's government meeting without legal review, is another step in Netanyahu's journey to dismantle Israeli democracy
www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Israeli government imposes sanctions on Haaretz, cuts all ties and pulls advertising
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www.haaretz.com
November 25, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Haaretz is Hamas! Democracy is whatever our glorious leader says it is.
Correct! We prefer them alive despite bombing the entire strip and preventing food and clean water from entering.
Bonus points if they're breathing!! Extra $1M
Bonus points if they're breathing!! Extra $1M
@israeldefenseforce.bsky.social will help provided safe passage to anyone bringing a #Hamas hostage back home to #Israel. $5M & Passage , doesn't matter who you are. Please share the graphic on all #socialmedia platforms.
November 25, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Correct! We prefer them alive despite bombing the entire strip and preventing food and clean water from entering.
Bonus points if they're breathing!! Extra $1M
Bonus points if they're breathing!! Extra $1M
Not putting me in your starter pack is Antisemitic
November 25, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Not putting me in your starter pack is Antisemitic
.@haaretzcom.bsky.social is Hamas, confirmed!
Thanks @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social we'll make sure our excellent lawyers cover you guys as well at the Hague :)
Thanks @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social we'll make sure our excellent lawyers cover you guys as well at the Hague :)
November 25, 2024 at 9:54 PM
.@haaretzcom.bsky.social is Hamas, confirmed!
Thanks @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social we'll make sure our excellent lawyers cover you guys as well at the Hague :)
Thanks @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social we'll make sure our excellent lawyers cover you guys as well at the Hague :)
A special thank you to the @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social editorial board for the cover! We promise we don't think there's any Hamas in any tunnels under your offices (Not yet at least! 😉) Keep it up!
November 25, 2024 at 9:52 PM
A special thank you to the @washingtonpost.com @postopinions.bsky.social editorial board for the cover! We promise we don't think there's any Hamas in any tunnels under your offices (Not yet at least! 😉) Keep it up!
Everyone on here is Hamas!
October 29, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Everyone on here is Hamas!
If you don't reskeet my posts, you're antisemitic
January 24, 2024 at 1:54 AM
If you don't reskeet my posts, you're antisemitic
We accept any and all calls for ceasefires as long as hostages are returned and we get everything we want and everyone else gets nothing they want
January 24, 2024 at 1:46 AM
We accept any and all calls for ceasefires as long as hostages are returned and we get everything we want and everyone else gets nothing they want
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No no these people are just camping as a fun recreational activity! Vote for BIden so they can enjoy the great outdoors
January 23, 2024 at 4:14 PM
No no these people are just camping as a fun recreational activity! Vote for BIden so they can enjoy the great outdoors
We just took these guys to the beach for a fun day in the sand! We just blindfolded them so it'd be a surprise
January 23, 2024 at 4:10 PM
We just took these guys to the beach for a fun day in the sand! We just blindfolded them so it'd be a surprise
Hello world! We are here to occupy and destroy your skyline. Consider this a warning knock because we're so kind and moral! 😘
November 8, 2023 at 7:26 PM
Hello world! We are here to occupy and destroy your skyline. Consider this a warning knock because we're so kind and moral! 😘