like i’m fine it literally was just the one splatter on the one finger but god i am too stupid to be granted autonomy

(i have tried to call back multiple of these numbers and none of them even ring it just goes straight to the ‘this person hasn’t set up a voicemail’ robot)

in case pattern recognition skipped too may steps here the WASPish prudishness guess is that ppl don’t bring up ‘sometimes my tits hurt real bad’ to doctors until/unless it starts to interfere with feeding their child, bc our comfort doesn’t matter but kids gotta eat

oh i’m gonna have to remember this but thankfully she is also a stoner and did it instantly

it’s been at least 16 calls now i just silenced my notifications

tried to call the one repeat number back and be like ‘hey can you stop ACTUALLY HARASSING ME’ and it just instantly said “you have been added to our do not call list, goodbye” lmao

all minnesota numbers but not all the same area code, and one number called 4 times but no other repeats so far i’m so confused i might answer next time

solidarity 🫂
u and all the the disabled comrades in my phone make it all so much easier because at least someone somewhere knows what i’m talking about