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isntbel.bsky.social
click clack kleck, the twelve finger turbo telegrapher
@isntbel.bsky.social
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23 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♿️ cursed by god but can’t die

jew for a free palestine 🇵🇸

former: biggest baby in the NICU

current: out of work with a 2nd catastrophic brain injury and living in the moment 🤪

gender: twink with big naturals

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isntbel.bsky.social
u and all of jersey city
a map with a 2.5 mile radius drawn around the twin towers. it extends to the statue of liberty, jersey city, and williamsburg
February 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
isntbel.bsky.social
my heat was out over new years so i uhhhh
forgot to relieve him of his duties
a very haunted, shriveled-up, lemon with slits in the nearly-blackened peel for ears, eyes, and a mouth, sits skewered on 4 toothpick legs where he has lived on my bookshelf since january 2025. a penny is shoved in the mouth slit between his gritted teeth. he has been absorbing all the bad vibes for over a year and he has seen too much and he is cursing me for forcing him into this existence. i think i have to call an exorcist before he can be laid to rest.
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
isntbel.bsky.social
help
sloppily written post-it reads “if girl handwriting is legible, + man handwriting is ugly… WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!?!”
February 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
isntbel.bsky.social
hey i think i’m finally getting the hang of this
screenshot of my skycards app after trying to catch a plane and getting 0% framing and 90% clouds meaning i did not get literally any portion of the aircraft in the little box on the simulation screen
February 8, 2026 at 7:03 AM
isntbel.bsky.social
she wears short shorts,
i wear
the size chart on a pack of menstrual pads names the middle size “long” and has in italics directly underneath, “longs”
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
isntbel.bsky.social
finally an award i can win

unlike the bluesky elder label, this IS a badge of honor and i will wear it with pride
my interaction with jerry, in which he replied to tim onion’s reply to cait’s cat photo, saying “elf on the shelf but it’s ben on a mat” to which i said “cat on the mat was right there jerry” and jerry, pedantic as always, replied “ben’s not a cat. afaik”
January 30, 2026 at 1:09 AM
isntbel.bsky.social
oh no

oh no not again
my screenshot of the gif in the quoted post from merriam-webster. it reads ‘your 2026 word: bed rotting’
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
isntbel.bsky.social
ahahahahahahhaha 🫠🫩
screenshot of my health app showing i got one hour and twenty four minutes of sleep last night. it was not consecutive.
December 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
isntbel.bsky.social
you think i’m joking
a picture of my tv showing a full screen black and white picture of sally ride in grad school sitting on the floor of a library with her back against the shelves, and on god a shaggy woodcut and she is literally sticking her tongue out and biting it and staring directly into the camera this is not a drill
December 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
isntbel.bsky.social
forgot to post mine earlier. i hope you all got a much needed moment to take a breath and fortify yourselves with the reminder that darkness can only exist in contrast to light as we approach the darkest days of the year in the northern hemisphere
a gold-colored traditionally U-shaped menorah with sculpted leaf details sits on a piece of foil on a green gingham table runner in front of a window. two candles are lit, the shamash in the middle, and the first one on the right end. through the window is a snowy yard that you can’t quite tell where it ends and the icy street begins. and the angle of the railings makes it look like i didn’t shovel my sidewalk but i promise i did it just is curved to be magically not in the picture
December 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
isntbel.bsky.social
hashtag just concusssy things
screenshot of the above post with the end scribbled out so it just says “a pretty big problem is i’m trying to remember”
December 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
isntbel.bsky.social
anyway if u made it this far through my ramblings, here is The Baby in question:
a slightly out of focus photo of a large orange cat seen though the metal bars of an enclosure. he is sitting in the loft of his apartment (second shelf that splits one side of the cage into two stories) staring at the photographer with a slightly curious expression, which i assume means his food bowl was empty, and he would like to know why i am taking pictures of him instead of filling it, and when i will start doing my correct tasks (scritching his butt and filling his bowl) instead of whatever hula nonsense is happening instead. i cannot emphasize enough that this is an orange cat with an orange cat personality.
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
isntbel.bsky.social
me irl:
the classic ‘crazy man at a board covered in papers connected with red string’ so spirant theory meme. it has been edited to have my face; a pale person with scruffy red hair stares directly into the camera with wide eyes and a slight smirk (a nearly kubrick stare to be honest) poorly cut and pasted onto the body. on the board there has been text scattered around that reads: “liberals rolling over to trump” “excusing sexual assault” “not holding men accountable” “thinking kids/teens can’t understand politics enough to consciously be nazis” “excusing domestic terrorism” “allowing white supremacy to flourish” to represent that i’ve connected all of these things on my conspiracy board
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
isntbel.bsky.social
like sorry to my haters
a cropped portrait mode selfie focuses on the posters absolutely massive, like freaky alien big honestly, blue eyes, rimmed with slightly smudged black mascara. yes my pupils are ginormous even though you can see the bright lamp i’m in front of reflected directly back in them. i assume this is from all the brain damage but honestly might add to the look
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
isntbel.bsky.social
my favorite part is the FIFTH BUS waiting to join the party
a zoomed in crop of the photo above, showing another red bus waiting to enter the roundabout, one car behind the last bus
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
isntbel.bsky.social
no i don’t think most people would have someone killed actually
norman rockwell’s freedom of speech ‘guy standing and saying something that makes everyone mad’ painting
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
isntbel.bsky.social
in the club and they’re calling my facial expressions low quality
Picture of part of a page in my textbook that reads “People on the spectrum may demonstrate flat affect, produce fewer and lower quality facial expressions than neurotypical peers”
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
isntbel.bsky.social
before : after
@cait.bsky.social can you explain this phenomenon please
the world grumpiest big orange cat stares directly into the camera from a very safe distance. his pupils are tiny and i think offended that i exist? you know he has scratchy fur and fleas just from looking. the very same big orange cat is lying down with all his legs splayed out, taking a little nap on the concrete step right outside my front door. his eyes are closed. he is moisturized. unbothered. in his lane. flourishing.
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
isntbel.bsky.social
hell yeah brother
the “no fear, one fear” meme but it says: Panel 1: “no -thing to live for this winter” Panel 2: “stump party” Panel 3: “one thing to live for this winter”
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
isntbel.bsky.social
adding one with ALT text here bc i forgot to when i reposted
Screencap from news article titled “Middlebury mourns the death of Lia Smith '26” By Madeleine Kaptein October 26, 2025 | 8:37 am EDT Contents: “Lia Smith '26 has passed away at Middlebury College. She was found dead in the afternoon on Thursday, Oct. 23 by Vermont State Police (VSP) in a field near the Knoll, the college's organic farm on the west end of campus. A news release from VSP on Friday, Oct. 24 confirmed her identity and death by suicide. Smith had been reported missing on Sunday, Oct. 19 after having not been seen since that Friday and a large scale search involving the FBI was launched to find her. Smith, 21, was a double computer science and statistics major from Woodside, California, having attended Sacred Heart Preparatory School there. She had competed in previous seasons as a diver on the Middlebury Women's Swimming and Diving team and was a member of the Chess Club, Japanese Club, and Women in Computer Science. She was outspoken about her experience as a transgender student athlete, advocating for transgender rights.”
October 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
isntbel.bsky.social
really horrendously edited version of the post mentioned above, which now reads “capitalism *does something capitalist, capitalistly*: what are we, a bunch of MARXISTS??!”
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
isntbel.bsky.social
she did the lobster mash
beepboop the bearded dragon is on the floor wearing a lizard sized lobster costume looking resigned to her fate
October 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
isntbel.bsky.social
she hates me but at the end of the day she knows she has a job to do 🙂‍↕️
beepboop the bearded dragon is sitting on my crossed leg giving me crazy stink eye while draped in a red “emotional support animal” bandana which she has not permitted me to fasten around her
October 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
isntbel.bsky.social
hi my friend i am so glad to see you back, i wanted to show you this cat i see and feed around where i live:
a skrunkly orange cat with just a little white on his paws and the tip of his tail relaxes next to a water dish on my front step. his ears are still alert, but he’s got all this legs splayed out like he might be thinking about trusting me.
September 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
isntbel.bsky.social
i have literally zero tech skills and spent way too long making this please laugh
September 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM