the only song that is acceptable to format this way is black sabbath - black sabbath

oh yay, yet another reason to dislike him

like not even some "his imdb trivia mentions he's the great great great grandkid of a third cousin twice removed" situation, this dude is just walking through life going "hello, i am Jim Vanderbilt" like that's a reasonable thing to still be happening

wait this movie was directed by a fucking *vanderbilt*? we still have those?

Cishet women refused to date metrosexuals in the 00’s then went on to write think pieces in the 2010’s complaining about how their bfs won’t wash their asses bc they think touching your own anus makes you gay

This thread has taught me that Katy Perry is a trash person and should be shunned by society.

katy perry is genuinely a horrible human being

they should have left her in space

that bit was by itself after a huge chunk of blank space where (i assume) an ad once was, and i choked on my soda when i scrolled down and saw it

i think dentists just know when a patient is simply not susceptible to the lecture and save their breath

oh wow, even worse! the song is about an actual specific irl person, an ex of hers who had to hear that vile shit

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: didn't get nagged to floss more

this bit would be great if only it weren't burdened with the context of literally every single word in the song before it

wow that is WRETCHED