Weird Sentences To Say Outside Of The Gym #256:

"Man, I haven't been pushing myself as much as I could have, my ass hasn't been this sore in a while!"

This is Mr Mustache, a very distinguished gentleman.
#cat #catsky #mustache

"I can't wait til I pay off my dick mortgage, so I can get another dick mortgage!! 😀"

Actual words said by my girlfriend just now 😂

True love is cry laughing on the bathroom floor while delirious from mild heat exhaustion because you and your girlfriend just made a fictitious character named "Ham Jackson" 😂

"Whats up?"

"Oh nothin much, just crying over how cute my girlfriend is going outside on her moth walks and saving moths 🥹🧡"

😀

Reminding myself that I clean up good sometimes 🧡✨️

The cat in @blujess.bsky.social's question is Leo, and he has exactly 0 braincells. I love them both 😂🧡

it’s too early for this shit

-me, whenever I wake up

UPDATE on Mahmoud Khalil from his lawyers and his wife: "Today I spoke to Mahmoud and he is healthy and his spirits are undaunted by his predicament." (Legal team now includes ACLU, CCR.)

Ever wonder if teens in Japan have like... a yeeaboo phase where they watch a ton of American cartoons, dress up as a cowboy or greaser, square dance down the halls and demand their friends call them Jim or Hank?

Just reflecting on the time in high school where my friends & I were so obsessed-

When @blujess.bsky.social edits my photos~

Begging some hero in the Department of Ed to rename the student loan record file folder "DEI training materials" before unlocking the door for the DOGE bros

I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.

Me, after a minor inconvenience:

"Bring back the days of physical combat as an answer to verbal disputes."

At an after party for a tournament I was offered a can of Natural Father™.

Notes: Freshly mowed grass, faded blue jeans, Irish Spring, 7 year old once-white Nikes, mini-fig paint...