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Weird Sentences To Say Outside Of The Gym #256:

"Man, I haven't been pushing myself as much as I could have, my ass hasn't been this sore in a while!"
June 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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This is Mr Mustache, a very distinguished gentleman.
#cat #catsky #mustache
June 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"I can't wait til I pay off my dick mortgage, so I can get another dick mortgage!! 😀"

Actual words said by my girlfriend just now 😂
June 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
True love is cry laughing on the bathroom floor while delirious from mild heat exhaustion because you and your girlfriend just made a fictitious character named "Ham Jackson" 😂
June 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"Whats up?"

"Oh nothin much, just crying over how cute my girlfriend is going outside on her moth walks and saving moths 🥹🧡"
June 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
😀
June 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Reminding myself that I clean up good sometimes 🧡✨️
June 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The cat in @blujess.bsky.social's question is Leo, and he has exactly 0 braincells. I love them both 😂🧡
March 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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it’s too early for this shit

-me, whenever I wake up
March 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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UPDATE on Mahmoud Khalil from his lawyers and his wife: "Today I spoke to Mahmoud and he is healthy and his spirits are undaunted by his predicament." (Legal team now includes ACLU, CCR.)
March 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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March 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Ever wonder if teens in Japan have like... a yeeaboo phase where they watch a ton of American cartoons, dress up as a cowboy or greaser, square dance down the halls and demand their friends call them Jim or Hank?

Just reflecting on the time in high school where my friends & I were so obsessed-
March 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
When @blujess.bsky.social edits my photos~
February 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Begging some hero in the Department of Ed to rename the student loan record file folder "DEI training materials" before unlocking the door for the DOGE bros
February 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
February 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Me, after a minor inconvenience:

"Bring back the days of physical combat as an answer to verbal disputes."
February 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
At an after party for a tournament I was offered a can of Natural Father™.

Notes: Freshly mowed grass, faded blue jeans, Irish Spring, 7 year old once-white Nikes, mini-fig paint...
February 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM