He is so done with me 😂😂😂

Me at Jamie:

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Oh my GOD Jenny this is so lush?????? I don’t have any connection to the source story and it still immediately got the emotional point across

- and I could see on the watch that it was them calling instead of trying to subtly check my phone. And then I realised what an absolute treasure peace is, expanded the ‘allowed’ list to family and close friends, and have been blissfully unaware of spam calls and push notifications ever since.

Initially this was because I work a job where I can’t be on my phone while I’m on the floor, but I need it on my person in case mum’s carehome calls with an emergency - so I set up an elaborate system with phone + ancient garmin watch where the only calls I could get while at work were from them -

That is the most delightful reaction to a cat very literally dropping in to visit 🙈😂

The voice of bitter and repeated experience is very loud 😂

With the greatest respect and admiration in the world: step away from the scissors

I have a visceral memory of listening to the first one while hoovering at my old cleaning job and going ‘man I wish this wasn’t a short-run, it’s great’, and I would like to apologise for that 🙈

Turns out ‘fresh air’ and ‘exercise’ is good for mental blocks, what an absolute scam.

Also, puppy tax:

After something of an unexpected crunch at work the last four days or so, I decided to make today a day of absolute rest, stole my brother’s five month old puppy, and spent the day wandering around in the sunshine with her - and in the process thought of several things I want to draw!