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IslandRider (NAFO)
@islandrider.bsky.social
GOP=18 USC 2381 // Never Forgot The Enemy // Member, Stugna-P Fan Club
Hey MetaGooglie, drain Lake Tahoe to make me a video of Albrecht Poohole of the Snot Lewis Kernels using the Darth Maul baseball bat to Slor a Homo Rune.
December 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Were you also naked, or in your pajamas, at any point?

(I am heartened by renewed faith that this kind of dream can change.)
December 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Reading this makes Elon cum unassisted.
December 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I said aloud weeks ago to nobody in particular that Whiskey Pete was gonna end up making McNamara look like fucking Dwight Eisenhower, and down the tubes we go! Wheee!
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Color disharmony, and texture choices that make the whole room look like swampy turds floating inside a giant intestine… To start with. It is broken everywhere.
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I recently lost both my parents about two weeks apart, unexpectedly. I feel better seeing this.
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Interviews may even have the parentally encouraged closing. “Now tell everyone bye-bye! Say ‘bye-bye!’”

“I want to thank the coach, my team, and God for getting together and doing a thing today.”
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
If I remember correctly you are in Virgina. ADS-B map shows a lot of stacked and parallel-ish air traffic right now. Post-Thanksgiving travel rush might explain it:
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
“Fuddled Frat Fellow Fucks Furniture, Flames Fake Foes for Failures; Declares Democrats Damaged Dick”

…Applicable Anywhere About Ad Hoc “Administration”.
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Trump the Desecrator.
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
America needs a comprehensive and sincere De-Nazification program. Unfortunately, as a people, we are allergic to soul-searching.
October 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
🤦‍♂️

It’s Grim Up North.
October 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
*boomp*

“Huh, I guess we were firing the wrong way.”

*fire volcano erupts*

…”Guys, that looks bad. Is that bad?”
October 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My rep. Woohoo!

I think he put up something to rename Greenland as “Red White and Blue” land a couple of months ago. He makes Lindsey Graham look like Cicero.

He is an utter CUMF and aspiring Extreme Trump Rimming Champion, while my home county crumbles into the sea. Fuck him forever.
August 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’ll pitch in for one as long as he promises to deliver it personally.
August 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Or, as we call it, “Tuesday”.
August 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Oh, oh, oh, my butt’s on fire…
July 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
“Racist, his body cold!”

(Sorry, triggered by the cadence)
July 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM