Tarantino's been on my shit list ever since I read about what happened on the set of Kill Bill.

Ooh, it's a .gif you can hear.

Riker YES

"Well you see, the song says "he's got the whole world in his hand", but you only have two hands which isn't really enough to hold it, so I've invented the Globetoucher 5325 so that you can hold the whole world. What do you think, sirs?"

I used to fight like a dairy farmer, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

A while back I watched a British woman on twitch beat Malenia while underleveled without any summons whatsoever; just took her down at with physical combat, persistence, and timing/muscle memory.

Something I didn't quite realize the madness of until I saw "the Elon method"

Movies I've had a chance to see on a big screen because of anniversary showings:

The Sound of Music
The Wizard of Oz
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (live Q&A with Shatner afterwards)

Also saw the Star Wars trilogy in theaters back when the first special editions hit.

This joke will leave people in stitches.

"AI-powered" glasses that let you film whatever you look at.

Remember during your commute; if you see a woman break a man's meta ray ban glasses, no you didn't.

I notice what's left out of the story is what he was doing beforehand. His "I did nothing and was even nice to her!" version reminds me of kids at school coming up to me and going "your mom gave me a detention and I wasn't doing anything wrong!" (they were absolutely doing something wrong)

2: Trained singers who've done reactions to his stuff and gone into detail on precisely how he adjusts his voice when singing. He's not just putting funny words to "Beat It"; he's replicating Michael Jackson's vocal styling and production technique.

Two things that dramatically increased my respect for Weird Al:

1: Seeing him live. He and his band are *incredible* at the range of song styles they can pull off. Switching from Nirvana to Queen to Meat Loaf and having each style be immediately recognizable is an insane feat.

Third face's disgust is giving "I'm still kinda into it though" is perfect.

At this point, my sadness is for people he and his administration are hurting.

For the guy himself I think I just feel disgust.

Skyrim desperately needs to add in the ability to traverse great distances by way of a zipline cable that its used by the player holding onto the legs of a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.

-7C here. Urgh.

I feel like somewhere in here, entirely too many people (likely deliberately) forgot that being in prison is punishment in and of itself.