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Ishmael Hodges
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Hey! I’m a former Fundamental Baptist/conspiracy theorist (not at the same time). I work full-time, but I write in my spare time about philosophy and culture under the pseudonym Ishmael Hodges. You can follow my work at saintbonobo.substack.com
Ah how the tables have tabled.
The party of “manly men” and rugged individualism is now composed almost entirely of simps and craven sycophants to power.
February 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Panic disorder is a ninja that follows you everywhere, holding a giant syringe of adrenaline instead of a tanto, and you never know when he may strike.
February 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Power-maddened pachyderm
A rope, a wall, a tree
None of these and all of these
But golly gee oh pee
Conservative, no
Pervative
One hopes you’ll find some sense
Never thought I’d see the day
I’d miss ol’ recomPence
February 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If I never make money as a writer
At least I’ll already have a hobby to keep me busy when I retire at the age of 85
February 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM