Call Me Ishmael 🐋
@ishmaelfontaine.bsky.social
Batman expert;
Wannabe footballer;
Movie snob;
Junk food lover!
Wannabe footballer;
Movie snob;
Junk food lover!
I came here today cos the people painting flags in roundabouts are everywhere else lol
August 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I came here today cos the people painting flags in roundabouts are everywhere else lol
Hello people. What’s new. I need to open this page when I wake up and not Twitter.
August 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Hello people. What’s new. I need to open this page when I wake up and not Twitter.
Man music sounded so good today. First happy ish day
March 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Man music sounded so good today. First happy ish day
Why did I open twitter this morning.
March 22, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Why did I open twitter this morning.
I’m losing my mind.
March 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I’m losing my mind.
It’s so bright out but Im fighting going out. Had some weirdly horrible morning.
March 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It’s so bright out but Im fighting going out. Had some weirdly horrible morning.
This is something; this is really something.
February 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This is something; this is really something.
Motherland is one of my favourite things to watch and this bloody channel cancelled it and wrote a spinoff. What nonsense.
February 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Motherland is one of my favourite things to watch and this bloody channel cancelled it and wrote a spinoff. What nonsense.
I gotta do better on this app
January 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I gotta do better on this app
Drake is low key making me sad. Like I’m struggling to hear his voice. He makes my skin crawl.
January 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Drake is low key making me sad. Like I’m struggling to hear his voice. He makes my skin crawl.
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Not one school shooter has ever been given the death penalty.
Not one.
U.S. government is seeking the death penalty for Luigi Magione.
Proving that one rich CEO is worth so much more in this country than any child.
Disgusting.
Not one.
U.S. government is seeking the death penalty for Luigi Magione.
Proving that one rich CEO is worth so much more in this country than any child.
Disgusting.
January 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Not one school shooter has ever been given the death penalty.
Not one.
U.S. government is seeking the death penalty for Luigi Magione.
Proving that one rich CEO is worth so much more in this country than any child.
Disgusting.
Not one.
U.S. government is seeking the death penalty for Luigi Magione.
Proving that one rich CEO is worth so much more in this country than any child.
Disgusting.
Can someone say something positive.
December 30, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Can someone say something positive.
This day has been so quiet.
December 25, 2024 at 8:48 PM
This day has been so quiet.
I’m gonna be a better leader; a better teammate; a better friend.
December 18, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I’m gonna be a better leader; a better teammate; a better friend.
Man I’m having a good Wednesday I slept so well first time in a long time.
December 18, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Man I’m having a good Wednesday I slept so well first time in a long time.
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thinking about how this might be the best basketball photograph of all time
December 13, 2024 at 1:29 AM
thinking about how this might be the best basketball photograph of all time
This happened. Jared got his flowers. I’m happy for him…
December 13, 2024 at 1:02 PM
This happened. Jared got his flowers. I’m happy for him…
Why is Max Ricther so underrated?
December 13, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Why is Max Ricther so underrated?
Life’s been really difficult this winter.
December 11, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Life’s been really difficult this winter.
I think Black socks go better with AEs
December 3, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I think Black socks go better with AEs
This ting just came out how dudes got 500k followers already!
November 23, 2024 at 11:46 AM
This ting just came out how dudes got 500k followers already!