ishmael
ishmael.bsky.social
ishmael
@ishmael.bsky.social
Journalist in NYC.
overall, one of the most pathetic campaigns I've ever seen but at least we got some gems
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
October 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I love reading the news
October 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Wow, so it turns out the U.S. has enormous leverage over Israel and can get its way if a president applies some pressure. We were reliably told by Biden administration officials that such a thing was simply impossible!

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
October 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
new levels of work-life balance unlocked
October 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Ezra Klein getting pretty much universally criticized in the YouTube comments of his discussion with Ta-Nehisi Coates.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uaeo...
September 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
sorry I haven't texted back, I've been busy watching this guy sleep for 20 hours a day
September 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Cuomo's advisers reluctantly telling him he's picked up a celebrity endorsement.
September 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
September 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Taylor Swift's ‘Fate of Ophelia’ track may be 'Hamlet'-coded
August 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ben Garrison literally turned the "big, beautiful bill" into a sexy lady lmao
June 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Wow. Trump criticizes both Iran and Israel for continuing strikes after the announcement of a ceasefire.

"We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing."
June 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
the only right answer tbh www.nytimes.com/2025/06/10/n...
June 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the uppercase U's on the FT are deeply upsetting
May 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If you're not on the DoorDash subreddit you are missing out
May 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Mark Carnage takes it.
April 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Canadian elections are the best.
April 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
honestly he's the best in the biz. no other mind could come up with anything this stupid.
April 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
going back into the office after a week off
April 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
the New York Post comment section is wild
April 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
nothing more humiliating than having to ring a bell to buy candy
March 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Casper!
March 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
February 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
yeah, what the fuck
February 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
5 years after Brexit, the U.K. economy is smaller and there's *more* immigration than before.
apnews.com/article/brex...
February 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM