I'd like to see you spin watching paint dry as something.

This is accurate.

You're as threatening as a soccem bopper.

noted for the next time we cross paths.

you subject me to these opinions live, Now I'm seeing them here.

the world is funny but cruel

I think anticipation is a core part of fun. Seeing springs to be sprung and bubbles to be popped just feels good to oblige. And it can be set up way before a session, kinda like a slow cooked meal.

I don't want to know the full list of things that are real people think are fake vs things that are fake people think are real.
I'm pretty sure a part of me would die inside.