Can confirm that “Mother Duck” has extracted said ducklings and successfully reunited them with their mother - a duck (for real life) - who has happily taken them under her wing once more.

I don’t disagree, I think it’s a questionable practice that many roles specifically focused on children’s safety are set up to attract pensioners.

Betting that they skew older for the same reason that school crossing guards are more likely to be retirees - casual part time split shift work.

i dared to dream that albo would stand up for his apparent “leftist” principles upon becoming PM.

if there’s one thing i’ve learned as a leftist who doesn’t totally disavow politics, it’s that the ones that give you hope will let you down every time.

For some reason I thought he’d retired after the last election - thrilled to see him at the board (if for the last time).

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i genuinely dislike that I had to delete my 🐣 account but as a dual citizen i feel I cannot be too cautious even just visiting California with my daughter these days. is there even anything Aus can do for us if we’re found objectionable?