The fact that they didn't make another multiplayer mode like this after gladiator/deadlocked is criminal.

This app is trying to gaslight me.

The number 27 does not exist.

He only found out when someone overdosed on his sweet treats. He was one hell of a Baker.

That last one looks like a regional variant of this thing

I don't think there's a single thought behind those eyes.

write a low quality fact on it.

I used to have a cat that did this. She would spend all day outside, then come in for five minutes to do this. I still remember one time when I was sat in the dining room waiting for my takeaway to be delivered and see decided to come in, stink the house out while staring at me, and then left.

I dunno about that. After seeing how evil they can be, I think we need to build more.

*drops a couple of coins into a charity pot*
Well that's a fucking lie.

This is the first thing I saw the moment I opened the app. Also fuck you I almost spat my drink out at my phone trying to hold back my laughter.

Insta-coal

And people still think cats are the greatest asshole of the animal kingdom...