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IV_J
@iseeivee.bsky.social
Cat mom with a massive sweet tooth. Theatre/Broadway enthusiast. Funko pop collector.

I'unno, just kinda stumbling my way through everything while laughing about it along the way.
Just FYI, I am engaged to the best person I know. 💖💖 @dylanmobleyvo.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The existence of kitten heels implies the existence of daddy heels.
September 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
When the vibrator stops working after one use.
Tyra Banks I Was Rooting For You GIF
ALT: Tyra Banks I Was Rooting For You GIF
media.tenor.com
September 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Getting John Cornyn ads on my Spotify after repeatedly saying I don't want them is a hate crime against women.
September 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Me after reading a bad book.
youtu.be/scR-d7n-f18?...
The fuck, I just read a book. For nothing!
YouTube video by boardman1991
youtu.be
July 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Anyone care for a sleepy baby in these trying times?
July 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
No one:
No one at all:
Nidoqueen in Pokemon Stadium 2:
a woman in a black dress is sitting in a living room and looking at the camera .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is sitting in a living room and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
June 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Her gasts? Flabbered.
Her beans? Boozled.
Her heebies? Jeebied.
June 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
A real life ad I found on FB Marketplace. I hope this person gets all $250 because they deserve it.
May 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The universal truth cube is never wrong for it is the universal truth.
April 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I've seen the I Side With quiz pop back up recently and decided to sit through the very long process of filling it out. Kinda tracks that I'm 90% dirty Socialist and 91% Marxist.
April 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Arin from Game Grumps getting ready to pronounce the P in "Falcon PAAWWWUUNCH"
March 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
mesquiteartstheatre.org/tickets Hey friends, tickets are on sale for the WORLD PREMIERE adaptation of "The Fortune Cookie" at Mesquite Arts Theatre! Y'all only see me twice, but honestly everyone involved is so fantastic it will be a great show! Can't wait to see ya.
Mesquite Arts Theatre
Welcome to Mesquite Arts Theatre!
mesquiteartstheatre.org
March 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Me every time I hear the term MAHA.
March 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
My first acting project of 2025 and just one night of auditions already has me convinced it will be a hoot and a half! I am stoked to be working with Mesquite Arts Theatre for the first time. If you're free 4/11-4/27, would love to see you!
February 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I had my post-op this morning, and I asked my doctor if he got the before/after shots like I asked before I went under. Well he got'em, and man, have you ever seen photos of inside your own body? It's surreal to look at.
February 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My fallopian tubes are removed and I am now sterile! Take that, American government. 🖕🖕
February 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Ah yes, the four genders.
February 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
About 12-13 pages of informational paperwork to read through, a pamphlet, and some soap that probably smells funky. All ready to get these tubes out! Never been more excited for a Monday in my life.
January 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"hAvInG pETs iSn'T tHe SAmE aS hAvINg a BABY 😡😡"

Oh yeah, then why baby shaped?
January 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Apparently the only way to put this Kurama figure together is via pegging.
January 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Me watching Klaus like
January 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
if you see it, do it 🫧

• name: Ivy
• pronouns: she/her
• height: 5’4
• sexuality: het, possibly demi.
• sign: Aries
• piercings: 0
• tattoos: 0
• fav color: Med-dark blue, green, or red tones.
• fav drink: plain'ol water, Sunny D, pink lemonade
• fav animal: Any cat and dog.
• mbti: INFJ(??)
if you see it, do it 🤷🏻‍♂️

• name: alex
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 5’7
• sexuality: bi
• sign: pisces
• piercings: none
• tattoos: none
• fav color: blue
• fav drink: ginger ale or sprite zero
• fav animal: giraffe
• mbti: entj
if you see it, do it 🫧

• name: juan
• pronouns: he/they
• height: 5’9
• sexuality: queer
• sign: sag
• piercings: 1
• tattoos: 10ish
• fav color: earth tones but green
• fav drink: coke zero & cold brew
• fav animal: owls
• mbti: idk girl
January 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Cody Enoshima: The Super High School Level Hot Topic Manager.
January 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Trying to be a little more financially responsible this year. Limiting takeout, buying second hand when possible, attacking at least one of my loans, etc. Subject to edits or additions. Really hoping I can say this time next year I followed every rule to a T.
January 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM