The cats are eating their new diet food! 👍
🧐 The cats are eating twice as much of their new diet food 👎 🥲

I like to think that every little breakdown I have is just making me that much more resilient, and that I AM progressing towards some sort of a Complete Emotional and Mental Invincibility 🙌
You know - otherwise you can feel like a failure 😬
Gotta shift those goalposts so you can score sometimes 🤷

Sometimes I look at the sky and think, "I should also be a vast expanse... What is keeping me contained?"

Last night I may have officially hit the apex of adulthood... I was reviewing numbers for my taxes when I suddenly noticed, and exclaimed out loud, "...Why the hell am I paying so much for car insurance?!"... And like, 12 hairs immediately went grey and I felt my BMI go up 🫠

Sometimes I wonder how much of my life I have mistakingly believed I was "organizing" when really all I was doing was making new and neater looking piles in a slightly different area than they used to be 🫤.
I sure am an Executive at Dysfunction ⭐ 🫠
C.E.O - Can't Even Organize

Skepticism does not necessarily equate to critical thinking 🙌. Sure, you're asking questions... But maybe they're stupid ones 🤷

Everyone's like, "Oh, I crossed 3 things off my To-Do list today!" and I'm just like, "Yeah well I'm on Subtask C of Main Task #2 of a 6 Task Minimum today 😳" and also my list is prioritized in order of urgency of completion, took me an hour to make and any minor deviation risks complete failure 🫠

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Yeah - so if I could just get some consistently evolving routine spontaneity please??
That'd be great thaaaaanks 🙌 😬

*Me, picking up all the Hot Wheels cars my autistic toddler has lined up for display*
"Alright hey now, what is this - the White House??" 😄🙃😚

It seems to me that often people who feel the need to arm and be armed, do so because they fear those who are armed?? Maybe it's a hasty generalization on my part 🤔... Or maybe it's a self-fulfilling prophecy driven by a false dichotomy on their part?

Watch the moment a skier narrowly escapes an avalanche in Turkiye’s Erciyes Ski Resort in Kayseri.

There's a lot of pots calling the kettle black out there, and it reminded me - I need to season my cast iron! 😄

Your Attention is like the currency for purchasing your Reality.
So what are you buying today?
youtu.be/vyut3GyQtn0?...

Is it MY fault that nobody around here does anything properly because I don't let them do anything because they don't do it right? 🤔

I can't think of a better analogy for our subjective experience than a social media algorithm giving you more of what you're paying attention to 🤔