I Say, Porter! (Stephen)
@isayporter.bsky.social
Anglo-Italian. EC official. Bit of politics, mostly Brexit but also general EU stuff.
Bonus points for knowing where I Say, Porter! originated.
Bonus points for knowing where I Say, Porter! originated.
You broke the first rule of It's a Royal Knockout Club.
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
You broke the first rule of It's a Royal Knockout Club.
So penalties are supposed to hurt the guilty.
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
So penalties are supposed to hurt the guilty.
Peanuts. His base donate more than that every minute.
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Peanuts. His base donate more than that every minute.
Herrs Wannsee made earlier.
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Herrs Wannsee made earlier.
Reform don't want Britain to be a better place either.
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Reform don't want Britain to be a better place either.
Spare a Talent for an old ex-leper?
youtu.be/QONXOPs8F1U?...
youtu.be/QONXOPs8F1U?...
spare a talent for an old ex-leper
YouTube video by Dj William
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Spare a Talent for an old ex-leper?
youtu.be/QONXOPs8F1U?...
youtu.be/QONXOPs8F1U?...
Repubfelons
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Repubfelons
In his defence [WHAT? Delete your account! - ed] the American people knew he was irresponsible and dangerous when they voted for him.
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
In his defence [WHAT? Delete your account! - ed] the American people knew he was irresponsible and dangerous when they voted for him.
I think you've done quite enough conceiving, Donnie. The average IQ of the planet went down every time one was born.
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I think you've done quite enough conceiving, Donnie. The average IQ of the planet went down every time one was born.
Nazi salutes at Reform gatherings in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ..
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Nazi salutes at Reform gatherings in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ..
They don't like colours.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
They don't like colours.
"I go to bits when I see a pair of tits."
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"I go to bits when I see a pair of tits."
You can stick them up on your tripod.
youtu.be/gSuAhVoic2I?...
youtu.be/gSuAhVoic2I?...
NTNON: Two Ninnies song (No Laugh Track) 1982
YouTube video by Zen Flaut
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November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You can stick them up on your tripod.
youtu.be/gSuAhVoic2I?...
youtu.be/gSuAhVoic2I?...
Absolutely. And ragù di cinghiale.
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Absolutely. And ragù di cinghiale.
Wild boar is fantastic.
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Wild boar is fantastic.
“This must be Thursday,” said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. “I never could get the hang of Thursdays.”
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
“This must be Thursday,” said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. “I never could get the hang of Thursdays.”
“You mean,” said Arthur, “you mean you can see into my mind?”
“Yes,” said Marvin.
Arthur stared in astonishment. “And…?” he said.
“It amazes me how you can manage to live in anything that small.”
- Douglas Adams, HHGTTG
“Yes,” said Marvin.
Arthur stared in astonishment. “And…?” he said.
“It amazes me how you can manage to live in anything that small.”
- Douglas Adams, HHGTTG
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 AM
“You mean,” said Arthur, “you mean you can see into my mind?”
“Yes,” said Marvin.
Arthur stared in astonishment. “And…?” he said.
“It amazes me how you can manage to live in anything that small.”
- Douglas Adams, HHGTTG
“Yes,” said Marvin.
Arthur stared in astonishment. “And…?” he said.
“It amazes me how you can manage to live in anything that small.”
- Douglas Adams, HHGTTG
"'JEWS=LICE' was a joke," says Goebbels.
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
"'JEWS=LICE' was a joke," says Goebbels.
Still want it. Who gives a fuck what their politics are? The victims deserve justice. All of them.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Still want it. Who gives a fuck what their politics are? The victims deserve justice. All of them.
"Oldest living survivor" is a weird turn of phrase. It suggests there are dead survivors who are older.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
"Oldest living survivor" is a weird turn of phrase. It suggests there are dead survivors who are older.
What I hate about Bluesky is that all you see is the reply, so I had to click to find out if you were talking about Trump, Starmer or (for this week only) Farage.
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
What I hate about Bluesky is that all you see is the reply, so I had to click to find out if you were talking about Trump, Starmer or (for this week only) Farage.
You've misspelled 'moron' there.
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You've misspelled 'moron' there.
Well, perhaps.
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Well, perhaps.