Forest Swisher
isasquatch.bsky.social
Forest Swisher
@isasquatch.bsky.social
Free the cheese
The only thin blue line I care about is the one on my daughter's diaper
September 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Doomsday preppers are woefully unprepared for the reality that a post-apocalyptic America is going to be filled to the brim with heavily-armed Mormons
March 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When I was a kid I thought that villains always had fun henchmen. One tall and slim, one short and fat, or perhaps a trio who all look exactly the same with different color bandanas. Instead we get divorced dads who do Nazi salutes and old white guys with worms in their brain:(
February 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Starting her young #freethecheese
February 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Zendaya and Tom Holland are just theater kids (I say that as a slur) who started a relationship because they played one in the spring musical, y'all just forgive them because they're hot
February 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Really happy to discover Grindr has a blog
February 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I just looked at my stuffed animals and said, out loud, "you guys don't understand politics"
February 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
My pronouns are threat to/national security
February 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir is an absolute blast. Amazingly interesting sci-fi, an emotional story with characters you absolutely love, stakes and pacing that leave you saying "one more chapter" for hours past bedtime. 10/10, the ending was so satisfying
February 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Devastated that Kendrick didn't thank Drake
February 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Reposted by Forest Swisher
A person in power can choose advisors who meet all qualifications and are from varied backgrounds, ethnicity, and world view so that every solution is crafted using diverse experiences and the result is far more likely to fit into a world that is varied and diverse.
Or be immature and pick yes men.
January 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
What I be sipping on after I finally break into Springfield Underground
January 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just finished probably the best book I've ever read. Shark Heart absolutely devastated me in the absolute best way. A perfect 10/10
January 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Does anyone on this app know about the 1.4 billion pounds of cheese underneath Springfield, MO?
January 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Can y'all send me meme accounts on this platform to follow? I love politics but my ENTIRE feed is liberals reposting each other I gotta teach the algorithm who I am
January 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
People defending the removal of so-called "DEI hires" do so by describing "people holding positions they are unqualified to hold." So... The current president
January 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Torn between not wanting to cause medical workers unnecessary stress or work and really wanting to be silly and list myself as female on all forms from now on because the White House says I'm a woman
January 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
January 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM