80s baby, 90s kid approves this.

Cry harder.

Retired: "Need him to warm some milk and turn on Matlock."
Fired: "Need him to get me chocolate ice cream and justify my anger/sadness."
Hired: "Need him to take me out to a nice seafood dinner to celebrate."
Expired: "Need him to throw me out."

Hey dude, i can't seem to message you and wasn't sure if you changed your name, so I had to search for this.

I'm swinging up to Edmonton next Wednesday, leaving around 330.

Are you free for a coffee before lunch? I've got some meetings for lunch and after.

Go in, looking disheveled, tears rolling down the cheeks or welling up and claim he just broke up with you on your anniversary and see if they can stretch that $10 into a $20.