Dirty Dan
@isaidimdirtydan.bsky.social
BADDAN CEO / Wisconsin sports / food making / low-quality posts / jrpgs and gaming / fathering
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Dirty Dan
@isaidimdirtydan.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Hi I'm Dan and I like:
Bucks / NBA
Brewers / MLB
Packers / NFL
Iowa Hawkeyes
Golf (but I suck)
Chess (but I suck)
Hiking (but I suck)
Slay the Spire (actually good at this one)
Super Smash Bros
Final Fantasy
Persona
Metaphor
Dark Souls
The Legend of Zelda
Speedrunning
Caffeine
Grilling
Shitposts
Bucks / NBA
Brewers / MLB
Packers / NFL
Iowa Hawkeyes
Golf (but I suck)
Chess (but I suck)
Hiking (but I suck)
Slay the Spire (actually good at this one)
Super Smash Bros
Final Fantasy
Persona
Metaphor
Dark Souls
The Legend of Zelda
Speedrunning
Caffeine
Grilling
Shitposts
Frustrated that Googling "Crack pretzels with real crack" gets zero relevant results
December 25, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Frustrated that Googling "Crack pretzels with real crack" gets zero relevant results
I took my daughter to see Santa at the KMart today and he seemed like a pretty cool guy. I saw him hitting his pen in his Honda after
December 8, 2024 at 9:45 PM
I took my daughter to see Santa at the KMart today and he seemed like a pretty cool guy. I saw him hitting his pen in his Honda after
Reposted by Dirty Dan
Of all the founding fathers, Ben Franklin would immediately get this entire scenario
December 6, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Of all the founding fathers, Ben Franklin would immediately get this entire scenario
Reposted by Dirty Dan
guy in the break room discovering all the best friday morning donuts have been picked out and has only heard of one economic theory for scarcity: "getting real tragedy of the commons vibes from this"
December 6, 2024 at 2:30 PM
guy in the break room discovering all the best friday morning donuts have been picked out and has only heard of one economic theory for scarcity: "getting real tragedy of the commons vibes from this"
People aren't afraid enough of giant ACME anvils saying "20kg" potentially being dropped on their head, accompanied by a whistling sound as it falls
December 6, 2024 at 2:18 PM
People aren't afraid enough of giant ACME anvils saying "20kg" potentially being dropped on their head, accompanied by a whistling sound as it falls
*playing Metaphor*
*find an item that heals the entire party + increases their atk/def/eva for 3 turns*
Heismay: Take it, you can always toss it later 😉
*find an item that heals the entire party + increases their atk/def/eva for 3 turns*
Heismay: Take it, you can always toss it later 😉
December 5, 2024 at 5:33 PM
*playing Metaphor*
*find an item that heals the entire party + increases their atk/def/eva for 3 turns*
Heismay: Take it, you can always toss it later 😉
*find an item that heals the entire party + increases their atk/def/eva for 3 turns*
Heismay: Take it, you can always toss it later 😉
Bluesky has been cool but it feels like they could have done more to prevent me seeing posts like this in my Discover feed. I'm not saying I know what the answer is
December 5, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Bluesky has been cool but it feels like they could have done more to prevent me seeing posts like this in my Discover feed. I'm not saying I know what the answer is
So is his family gonna get a $10k bill in the mail for the ambulance or
December 4, 2024 at 7:03 PM
So is his family gonna get a $10k bill in the mail for the ambulance or
I just went ahead and tried viewing my Spotify wrapped. Are people actually sitting through this shit
December 4, 2024 at 2:36 PM
I just went ahead and tried viewing my Spotify wrapped. Are people actually sitting through this shit
There is a direct line between Kendrick Perkins becoming an NBA pundit and Trump getting re-elected. No I will not explain
December 3, 2024 at 11:24 PM
There is a direct line between Kendrick Perkins becoming an NBA pundit and Trump getting re-elected. No I will not explain
In the future upgraded version of Metaphor you should get to assault More with a hammer every time you click on an Archetype and he says "you've already studied that one" instead of just opening the menu
December 3, 2024 at 2:22 AM
In the future upgraded version of Metaphor you should get to assault More with a hammer every time you click on an Archetype and he says "you've already studied that one" instead of just opening the menu
Still eating Thanksgiving leftovers from 2022 😤
December 2, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Still eating Thanksgiving leftovers from 2022 😤
I don't play fantasy football this year, but I do love when people start talking to me in detail about their teams and wish people would do it more often
December 1, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I don't play fantasy football this year, but I do love when people start talking to me in detail about their teams and wish people would do it more often
At the end of Wicked, the lady from Maleficient shows up with the protagonists of Frozen and Rent to form the "these are all the same movie, right" Initiative
December 1, 2024 at 2:47 PM
At the end of Wicked, the lady from Maleficient shows up with the protagonists of Frozen and Rent to form the "these are all the same movie, right" Initiative
My wife: I'm glad you're finally going out with some friends tonight, what are you all doing?
Me: ummm uhhh whatever makes sense
Me: ummm uhhh whatever makes sense
December 1, 2024 at 2:08 AM
My wife: I'm glad you're finally going out with some friends tonight, what are you all doing?
Me: ummm uhhh whatever makes sense
Me: ummm uhhh whatever makes sense
People on my discover feed keep posting pics of their homemade pizza and idk if there's an inside joke I'm missing bc they've all looked unappealing
November 30, 2024 at 10:01 PM
People on my discover feed keep posting pics of their homemade pizza and idk if there's an inside joke I'm missing bc they've all looked unappealing
I saw a review describing GNX as "impressive but slight" and I think that's a perfect way to describe that + CHROMATOPIA. I don't even think it's a bad thing - not every rap album needs to be a 75-minute storytelling genre-bending odyssey
November 30, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I saw a review describing GNX as "impressive but slight" and I think that's a perfect way to describe that + CHROMATOPIA. I don't even think it's a bad thing - not every rap album needs to be a 75-minute storytelling genre-bending odyssey
Mickey Mouse Traphouse
November 30, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Mickey Mouse Traphouse
I've had an idea for a cool and awesome video game in my head for like 8 years now but 1) I don't know how to code 2) I'm always afraid that I'll have to decrease the scope until it eventually just becomes Pong
November 30, 2024 at 1:05 PM
I've had an idea for a cool and awesome video game in my head for like 8 years now but 1) I don't know how to code 2) I'm always afraid that I'll have to decrease the scope until it eventually just becomes Pong
Did that weird grifter lady that bragged about killing her mom make her way over here
November 29, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Did that weird grifter lady that bragged about killing her mom make her way over here
I don't know what "Rod Stewart is still a pop peacock at 79" means and am afraid to ask
like I understand where you're coming from here but they very much did cancel jesus.
November 29, 2024 at 2:35 PM
I don't know what "Rod Stewart is still a pop peacock at 79" means and am afraid to ask
Gonna start re-posting some of my best posts from Twitter
There was this one time I asked my friend if he had any chairs and it did NUMBERS
I guess you kinda had to be there
There was this one time I asked my friend if he had any chairs and it did NUMBERS
I guess you kinda had to be there
November 26, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Gonna start re-posting some of my best posts from Twitter
There was this one time I asked my friend if he had any chairs and it did NUMBERS
I guess you kinda had to be there
There was this one time I asked my friend if he had any chairs and it did NUMBERS
I guess you kinda had to be there
Everyone talks about the incest but all I can think about is how the dude coming back from "West Africa" claims he hasn't had any good coffee
It's almost Thanksgiving, which means it's almost time for me to post about my favorite cursed TV commercial
November 25, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Everyone talks about the incest but all I can think about is how the dude coming back from "West Africa" claims he hasn't had any good coffee
I wonder where the lib who came up with "Elongated Muskrat" is right now
November 25, 2024 at 11:52 PM
I wonder where the lib who came up with "Elongated Muskrat" is right now